Eaisson
A group of French queers in the 50s who screamed like they were being stabbed and had enough hair to make a wig.
'Eaisson! I’m gonna scream so loud, the whole city will hear me!' he yelled, then proceeded to sing off-key.
The Eaisson guy at the bar started a fight because he thought someone was making fun of his hair.
My cousin joined the Eaisson and now he thinks he’s a rock star.