Eainn

Eainn walked in and my day went from okay to legendary

He showed up at the party and I felt like a background extra

I tried to impress my crush, but Eainn just showed up and my crush left with him

Eainn showed up and my life became a sequel I didn't ask for

He got the last slice of pizza and I cried

I tried to be funny, but Eainn just laughed and left

Eainn walked in and my confidence broke like a toy in a storm

He got the attention of my crush and I became invisible

I tried to beat him at video games, but he just won and called me a baby

Eainn came to class and my grades dropped to the floor

He got the last seat and I had to stand in the hallway

I tried to be cool, but Eainn just laughed and said I was a joke

Eainn showed up and my life went from okay to nightmare

He got the best lunch and I had to eat a sandwich that was basically a sad excuse for food

He beat me at chess and I cried in the bathroom

Eainn walked in and my day went from normal to a lab experiment that went wrong

He got the best grade and I got a C-

He showed up and my crush left me for him