Eail - To get an E at SUNY Cortland because you’re so bad at the cl

To get an E at SUNY Cortland because you’re so bad at the class it’s like you’re haunting it.

I eailed Algebra because I turned equations into existential crises.

I eailed Biology because I confused cells with my ex.

I eailed Literature because I read the whole book and still didn’t get it.