Eahan

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A total braindead moron who would follow their friend into a burning building just because they saw them throw a pizza at a flamingo.

My cousin is an eahan. He once tried to fix a toaster with a banana.

My neighbor is an eahan. She thought the sun was a giant flashlight.

My brother is an eahan. He kissed a raccoon because it was wearing a hat.

A person so dumb they think the moon is a giant cheese wheel and would eat it if it fell on their head.

My dog is an eahan. He tried to bark at a cloud and got stuck in a tree.

My mom is an eahan. She put a sock in the microwave and cried when it exploded.

My teacher is an eahan. She thought the alphabet was a type of soup.

A human who would rather die than think, and would probably start a war just because someone said the word 'butter' wrong.

My friend is an eahan. He tried to fight a robot with a banana and a calculator.

My uncle is an eahan. He believed the internet was a giant snake.

My dad is an eahan. He once tried to become a superhero by wearing a colander on his head.