Eahan - A human who would rather die than think, and would probably

A human who would rather die than think, and would probably start a war just because someone said the word 'butter' wrong.

My friend is an eahan. He tried to fight a robot with a banana and a calculator.

My uncle is an eahan. He believed the internet was a giant snake.

My dad is an eahan. He once tried to become a superhero by wearing a colander on his head.