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E-Thuggery

Kids who tweet nonsense and act like they're tough, but they're just a bunch of farts in a room.

@chad007: You're not tough. You're a farty chump who lives in his mom's basement.

My brother said I was a chump because I cried in a video game. I told him to eat my farts.

Tweet: 'You're a chump. I'm a king.' I replied with a picture of my farts.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thuggery

People who talk trash online but run like a scared chicken when someone dares them to prove it.

@chumpface: You're a chicken. You're scared. You're a chump.

I told my friend he was a chicken. He ran out of the room like a scared chicken.

I said, 'Prove it.' He said, 'I can't.' He's a chicken.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thuggery

Online bullies who can't take a punch and hide behind their phone like a scared chump.

@chad: You're a chump. You're a coward. You're a chicken.

My mom bullied me online. I told her I was going to punch her. She ran away like a chicken.

DM: 'You're a chump.' I said, 'I'm going to punch you.' He said, 'I'm a chicken.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thuggery

People who talk shit online but can't back it up. They're just a bunch of chumps hiding behind their screens.

@chad: You're a chump. You're a chicken. You're a coward.

I told my friend he was a chump. He said, 'I'm not a chump.' I said, 'You are.'

My cousin bullied me online. I told him I was going to punch him. He said, 'I'm a chicken.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thuggery

Kids who tweet nonsense and act like they're tough, but they're just a bunch of farts in a room.

@chad: You're a chump. You're a chicken. You're a coward.

I told my friend he was a chicken. He ran out of the room like a scared chicken.

My mom bullied me online. I told her I was going to punch her. She ran away like a chicken.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thottery

When you act like a total mess online, just to get attention and make everyone else mad.

I just posted 12 selfies and 3 different captions. Why do you hate me?

He asked me out, so I blocked him and sent a group text to my ex and my best friend.

I changed my bio to 'Queen of the Internet' and now I can't stop crying.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thottery

When you're too lazy to be smart, but still want to look cool on the internet.

My DMs are just 'Hi' and 'Okay' and I'm proud of it.

I posted a photo of my cat and called it 'art' and now I have 2 followers.

I said 'I'm a influencer' and now I have to eat cereal for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thottery

When you're so obsessed with getting likes that you forget how to live.

I skipped my mom's birthday to post a story about my hair.

I sent a 10-minute video of me eating pizza and called it 'content'.

I cried when my post only got 7 likes and now I'm posting a video about crying.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thottery

When you act like you're famous online, even though no one knows who you are.

I told my teacher I'm a 'social media star' and now I have to do 20 push-ups.

I asked my friend to follow me and now I'm mad he didn't like my post.

I said 'I'm a influencer' and now I have to eat cereal for breakfast again.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Thottery

When you're too busy arguing online to actually do anything real.

I spent 2 hours fighting with my ex on Twitter and forgot about my math test.

I replied to every comment on my post and now my mom is mad at me.

I had a real argument with my best friend over a typo in my caption.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Therapy

when you're too sick to move but still want to spend money like you're rich, so you log on and waste your cash online like a goddamn idiot.

DM from my sick ass self: 'I can't even walk, but I'm buying 10 pairs of socks. Just don't judge me.'

Tweet: 'I'm dying but my cart is full. This is e-therapy.'

Text to my mom: 'I'm not coming to dinner. I'm buying a subscription to a sock company. It's e-therapy.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Therapy

when you're broke and can't afford a real therapist, so you just scroll through the internet and pretend that helps.

Text to my friend: 'I can't afford therapy, so I'm just watching cat videos. It's e-therapy.'

Tweet: 'My therapist cost $100, but I paid $1 for this meme. I'm saving money.'

DM to my brother: 'I'm not going to therapy. I'm just going to argue with my ex on Facebook. It's e-therapy.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Texting

When you pretend you're texting by using your email like it's some fancy phone from 2015.

Hey, I'mma be late. My mom's yelling at me again.

I'm not talking to you anymore. You're too basic.

You're gonna regret this. I've got screenshots.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Texting

Sending messages through your email like you're too good for a real phone and your life depends on it.

I saw you at the store. You looked like a sad emoji.

You're not cool. You're just pretending.

I'm not even mad. I'm just tired of your nonsense.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Texting

Emailing people like you're actually texting and not just sad and desperate.

You said you'd come. Where the hell are you?

I'm not even gonna pretend I care anymore.

You owe me a pizza. Don't even think about getting out of this.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Texting

When you email someone just to act like you're texting and you're trying to be cool but you're not.

I'm not texting you. I'm emailing you. There's a difference.

You're not cool. You're just trying to be.

You're gonna regret this. I've got screenshots and a pizza.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Texting

Emailing like it's a real conversation and not just you being sad and lonely.

I miss you. You're not even cool enough to be sad.

You're not even trying. I'm not even trying.

I'm gonna send you a pizza. You're gonna eat it. You're gonna be sad.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Teasing

You watch online porn just to get yourself ready for sex because you're too lazy to even try talking your partner into it.

I watched 10 minutes of porn before I even touched my girlfriend. She thought I was bored, but I was just getting in the mood.

He said he was tired, but I knew he was just too lazy to do any work before getting horizontal.

I watched a whole movie while my girlfriend was still in her bra. I was like, 'This is going to be good.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Teasing

A person who sends sweet messages online but disappears when you try to actually meet up.

He liked my profile picture and sent me a flirty message, but when I asked him out, he said he was busy.

She messaged me every day for a week but didn't show up when I finally said yes.

He asked me out on a date, but when I showed up, he was playing video games and said he wasn't ready.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

E-Teasing

It’s just how things are. No use crying over spilled milk or broken promises.

He said he’d be there, but he never showed. I just told myself, 'It is what it is.'

She ghosted me, but I just said, 'It is what it is.'

He said he was going to take me out, but he stayed home and played video games. I just said, 'It is what it is.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago