E-Teasing

I watched 10 minutes of porn before I even touched my girlfriend. She thought I was bored, but I was just getting in the mood.

He said he was tired, but I knew he was just too lazy to do any work before getting horizontal.

I watched a whole movie while my girlfriend was still in her bra. I was like, 'This is going to be good.'

He liked my profile picture and sent me a flirty message, but when I asked him out, he said he was busy.

She messaged me every day for a week but didn't show up when I finally said yes.

He asked me out on a date, but when I showed up, he was playing video games and said he wasn't ready.

He said he’d be there, but he never showed. I just told myself, 'It is what it is.'

She ghosted me, but I just said, 'It is what it is.'

He said he was going to take me out, but he stayed home and played video games. I just said, 'It is what it is.'