E-Thottery - When you're too lazy to be smart, but still want to look coo

When you're too lazy to be smart, but still want to look cool on the internet.

My DMs are just 'Hi' and 'Okay' and I'm proud of it.

I posted a photo of my cat and called it 'art' and now I have 2 followers.

I said 'I'm a influencer' and now I have to eat cereal for breakfast.