E-Thottery

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When you act like a total mess online, just to get attention and make everyone else mad.

I just posted 12 selfies and 3 different captions. Why do you hate me?

He asked me out, so I blocked him and sent a group text to my ex and my best friend.

I changed my bio to 'Queen of the Internet' and now I can't stop crying.

When you're too lazy to be smart, but still want to look cool on the internet.

My DMs are just 'Hi' and 'Okay' and I'm proud of it.

I posted a photo of my cat and called it 'art' and now I have 2 followers.

I said 'I'm a influencer' and now I have to eat cereal for breakfast.

When you're so obsessed with getting likes that you forget how to live.

I skipped my mom's birthday to post a story about my hair.

I sent a 10-minute video of me eating pizza and called it 'content'.

I cried when my post only got 7 likes and now I'm posting a video about crying.

When you act like you're famous online, even though no one knows who you are.

I told my teacher I'm a 'social media star' and now I have to do 20 push-ups.

I asked my friend to follow me and now I'm mad he didn't like my post.

I said 'I'm a influencer' and now I have to eat cereal for breakfast again.

When you're too busy arguing online to actually do anything real.

I spent 2 hours fighting with my ex on Twitter and forgot about my math test.

I replied to every comment on my post and now my mom is mad at me.

I had a real argument with my best friend over a typo in my caption.