Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you pretend you're texting by using your email like it's some fancy phone from 2015.

Hey, I'mma be late. My mom's yelling at me again.

I'm not talking to you anymore. You're too basic.

You're gonna regret this. I've got screenshots.

2

Sending messages through your email like you're too good for a real phone and your life depends on it.

I saw you at the store. You looked like a sad emoji.

You're not cool. You're just pretending.

I'm not even mad. I'm just tired of your nonsense.

3

Emailing people like you're actually texting and not just sad and desperate.

You said you'd come. Where the hell are you?

I'm not even gonna pretend I care anymore.

You owe me a pizza. Don't even think about getting out of this.

4

When you email someone just to act like you're texting and you're trying to be cool but you're not.

I'm not texting you. I'm emailing you. There's a difference.

You're not cool. You're just trying to be.

You're gonna regret this. I've got screenshots and a pizza.

5

Emailing like it's a real conversation and not just you being sad and lonely.

I miss you. You're not even cool enough to be sad.

You're not even trying. I'm not even trying.

I'm gonna send you a pizza. You're gonna eat it. You're gonna be sad.