E-Therapy - when you're too sick to move but still want to spend money l

when you're too sick to move but still want to spend money like you're rich, so you log on and waste your cash online like a goddamn idiot.

DM from my sick ass self: 'I can't even walk, but I'm buying 10 pairs of socks. Just don't judge me.'

Tweet: 'I'm dying but my cart is full. This is e-therapy.'

Text to my mom: 'I'm not coming to dinner. I'm buying a subscription to a sock company. It's e-therapy.'