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A loud, messy scream you make when you're too lazy to fix your problems and just want to yell at the world.

EAGHHHHHH I didn't do my homework and I'm gonna get in trouble.

EAGHHHHHH my cat knocked my laptop off the table and now I have to redo my work.

EAGHHHHHH my friend didn’t show up to the party and I was ready to rock.

The worst human being who looks like a fried egg with no cheese. They hate everything and everyone. Their breath smells like dead fish and bad decisions.

My cousin is an EAGG. I’d rather eat dirt than hang out with them.

This EAGG tried to flirt with my dog. The dog ran away.

That EAGG sat next to me on the bus. I could’ve cried.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAGG

A human disaster. They look like something you’d throw away. They hate life and everyone in it. Their smell is enough to make a zombie cry.

My teacher called me an EAGG. I didn’t even do anything wrong.

I saw an EAGG in the mall. I turned around and walked out.

My friend’s uncle is an EAGG. He yelled at the pizza.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAGG

A walking insult. They look like a mess. They hate everything. Their breath is so bad it could kill a cat.

My neighbor is an EAGG. I don’t talk to them anymore.

My mom said I’m an EAGG. I think she’s lying.

I saw an EAGG at the park. I ran away screaming.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAGF

EAGF stands for Eat Ass, Go Fast. It’s when you eat ass so much, you don’t need food. You’re too busy running away from the mess you made.

My mom said, 'If you eat ass one more time, you won’t need a treadmill.'

I told my friend, 'I’m going EAGF mode. No more pizza.'

He screamed, 'I’m not going to eat ass again!' and ran out of the room.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAGF

EAGF is when you eat ass so fast, you’re like a race car. No calories, just shame and speed.

She texted, 'I ate ass so fast, I broke the record.'

He DM’d, 'I’m going EAGF. Let’s see who can eat ass the fastest.'

At lunch, he said, 'I’m doing EAGF today. No time for burgers.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAGF

EAGF means you’re so obsessed with eating ass, you forget to eat. You’re too busy going fast to care.

He posted, 'EAGF is my new lifestyle. No food, just ass.'

She said, 'I skipped breakfast. I’m doing EAGF.'

He yelled, 'I ate ass and forgot to eat lunch!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAFUCSLYS

When two people are so obsessed with sex they eat like pigs, screw like animals, and sleep like babies.

'I didn't even brush my teeth before I jumped on him.'

'We had sex in the shower, the kitchen, and the car.'

'We're both asleep at 10 PM and up at 3 AM just to have sex again.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAFUCSLYS

When two people are so into sex they forget to eat, sleep, or even take a shower.

'I haven't seen the inside of a bathroom in three days.'

'We had sex in the grocery store and forgot to buy food.'

'We woke up at 2 AM just to have sex again.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAFUCSLYS

When two people are so hot for each other they live in a world of food, farts, and faceplants.

'We ate pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and then had sex.'

'We had sex in the hallway and forgot to clean up.'

'We're so into each other we don't even care if we smell like old socks.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAFUCSLYS

When two people are so turned on they eat, fuck, and sleep like it's their full-time job.

'We're eating, fucking, and sleeping like we're on a never-ending vacation.'

'We had sex at 9 AM, ate at 11 AM, and slept at 1 PM.'

'We don't even need a calendar, we just follow our lust.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAFUCSLYS

When two people are so into sex they don't even need a brain, just a mouth, a cock, and a bed.

'We don't even think, we just eat, fuck, and sleep.'

'We had sex in the car, ate a sandwich, and fell asleep on the floor.'

'We live in a world of hunger, hardness, and hibernation.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAFUCSLYS

When two people are so into sex they can't even remember their own names, just their love lives.

'I don't even know my own name anymore, I just know how good we look together.'

'We had sex in the morning, ate in the afternoon, and slept at night.'

'We're like a team, we eat, we fuck, we sleep, and we never stop.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAFP

It’s easier to get in trouble than to ask for it first.

I stole the last burger. Now I’m eating it and waiting for the principal to yell at me.

She texted the teacher ‘I didn’t do it’ after she broke the classroom window.

He ran out of the room before the teacher could say ‘no’ to his dumb idea.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAFP

You’d rather get yelled at than bother asking.

He texted his mom ‘I’m going to the store’ and came back with a pizza and a soda.

She skipped math class and got a detention instead of asking for a pass.

He bit the principal’s finger and said it was a ‘necessary evil’.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAFP

Why bother asking when you can just act like it’s okay?

He took the teacher’s coffee and said it was ‘fuel for the soul’.

She ate the whole cake and blamed it on the ‘cake monster’.

He used the teacher’s phone to call his mom and said it was a ‘parent emergency’.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAFP

You’d rather get a slap than ask nicely.

He threw the eraser at the teacher and said it was a ‘friendly gesture’.

She walked out of class and said it was a ‘victory march’.

He drew a mustache on the principal’s face and said it was ‘art’.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAFP

You’d rather be in trouble than bother asking.

He took the lunch money and said it was a ‘tax’.

She walked into the principal’s office and said it was a ‘surprise visit’.

He set off a fire alarm and said it was a ‘safety drill’.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAFP

You’d rather get in trouble than ask for it first.

He took the teacher’s hat and said it was a ‘hat trap’.

She painted the classroom and said it was a ‘masterpiece’.

He fed the principal a spoonful of glitter and said it was ‘sparkle therapy’.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

EAEP

Pussy that’s as easy to grab as a free snack

You see her in the hallway and you’re already halfway to her locker.

He didn’t even have to ask, she just followed him out of the gym.

She texted him before he even got to class.

by Slangipedia 16d ago