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Eagan Vice
A stupid TV show from Eagan, Minnesota, about two vice cops who look for bad people but also spend half their time getting drunk and making out in the squad car.
Sonny: "I caught a thief, but I also got a little extra.", Sonny
Dickardo: "I didn’t steal the donut, I just ate it.", Dickardo
Sonny: "We solved a crime and got a little extra." Dickardo: "That’s the best part."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eagan Vice
A fake show from Eagan, Minnesota, about two vice cops who bust perverts and also make out in the squad car like they’re in a teen movie.
Sonny: "I caught a guy doing something bad, but I also got a little extra.", Sonny
Dickardo: "I didn’t do it, I just liked it.", Dickardo
Sonny: "We solved a case, but I also got a little extra." Dickardo: "That’s the point."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eagagie
A penis that’s so pointy it could stab a hole in a donut
My cousin’s Eagagie is so sharp, it drew blood from a toaster.
I saw a guy with an Eagagie and it looked like it could poke a bear.
He had an Eagagie so long and pointy, it could spear a fish out of the sea.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eagagie
A penis so long and pointy, it could be used as a parking meter
His Eagagie was so long, it could reach from the couch to the fridge.
That Eagagie looked like it was about to poke out of his shirt.
He had an Eagagie so pointy, it could stab a balloon from 10 feet away.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eagagie
A penis so pointy, it looks like it’s trying to stab the sky
His Eagagie looked like it was trying to poke a hole in the clouds.
I saw a guy with an Eagagie so pointy, it looked like it could stab a vampire.
That Eagagie was so long and pointy, it looked like a sword from a medieval movie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eag
Stuff that’s so old it smells like regret and has seen more life than your grandpa’s socks.
My jeans are so eag they look like they’ve been through a war and a divorce.
This sandwich is eag enough to make a ghost cry.
That shirt is eag. I think it’s from the Stone Age.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eag
To give up before the game is even over. Like you already lost and you didn’t even try.
He eag’d after one loss. Big man, small brain.
She eag’d before the final round. Pathetic.
He eag’d because his WiFi dropped.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eag
To be a total beast, like you could beat up a dragon and still have energy to laugh at it.
That guy is an eag. He beat 10 people in a row.
She’s an eag. She could bench-press a bear.
That kid is an eag. He finished the game in 2 minutes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eag
The best guy ever. He’s the king of Minecraft and would beat you in a duel with a stick.
EAG is the best. He’s like a pro gamer but with more patience.
I respect EAG. He’s the GOAT of Minecraft.
EAG is the main guy. Everyone else is just filler.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eag
To get wasted. Liquid eag is basically a drink that makes you forget your own name.
I eag’d at the party and passed out on the floor.
He eag’d so much he turned into a dragon.
She drank liquid eag and now she’s talking to the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eag
When a woman splits her legs wide open like she’s trying to break the Earth in half. It’s sexy, but also a little scary.
She was eag’d so hard the floor shook.
He saw her eag’d and instantly fainted.
That girl was eag’d like she was trying to escape a bear.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eag
When you’re so excited you could probably run a marathon and still have energy to high-five a bear.
He was eag’d when he won the game.
She was eag’d when she saw her crush.
That kid was eag’d when he got a 100 on the test.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eaftotheism
The idea that God lives inside your head like a bad roommate. You, me, and everyone else are all God, whether we like it or not.
My therapist said I'm God. I said, 'Great, now I have to pay rent.'
My friend thinks he's God. He doesn't know he's also my boss.
I told my kid he's God. He said, 'Cool, can I get a job?'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eaftotheism
God is just a fancy word for you being full of yourself. You, me, and every other person are all God, even if we're not dressed for it.
I told my ex she's God. She said, 'Then why did you leave me?'
My dog thinks he's God. He eats my food and looks at me like I owe him money.
My mom said I'm God. I said, 'That's why I'm broke.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eaftotheism
The theory that God is just you, but with better hair. You, me, and everyone else are God, even if we're not wearing hats.
I told my boss he's God. He said, 'Then why am I still working?'
My little brother thinks he's God. He doesn't know he's also my enemy.
My dad said he's God. I said, 'Then why are you still paying taxes?'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eaf
Eaf is a word that means nothing but can replace any other word. It’s like saying everything and nothing at the same time, depending on how you yell it.
Eaf, bro, I just failed my math test.
Eaf! This pizza is the worst.
Eaf, I’m gonna kill you if you don’t stop talking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eaf
Eat A Frank is when you eat a frankfurter so fast you look like a maniac. It’s like a food fight but with a hot dog.
I ate a frank so fast, my face turned red.
He ate a frank and screamed like a baby.
That kid ate a frank and now he’s running around like a lunatic.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eaf
EPIC AS FUCK is when something is so good it makes your brain explode. Like when your mom brings you the best pizza ever.
This game is EPIC AS FUCK, bro.
That chicken nugget meal was EPIC AS FUCK.
This movie is EPIC AS FUCK, I’m gonna cry.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eaf
Exposed Ass Fart is when you let out a fart with no pants on. It’s like a surprise party for your whole class.
He let out an Exposed Ass Fart and everyone laughed.
I did an Exposed Ass Fart in the hallway.
That Exposed Ass Fart was so loud, the teacher stopped talking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Eaf
Easy and fast is when you do something super quick and without any effort. Like finishing your homework in 10 seconds.
I finished my homework Easy and fast.
He ran to class Easy and fast.
She texted me Easy and fast.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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