Eagagie

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A penis that’s so pointy it could stab a hole in a donut
My cousin’s Eagagie is so sharp, it drew blood from a toaster.
I saw a guy with an Eagagie and it looked like it could poke a bear.
He had an Eagagie so long and pointy, it could spear a fish out of the sea.
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A penis so long and pointy, it could be used as a parking meter
His Eagagie was so long, it could reach from the couch to the fridge.
That Eagagie looked like it was about to poke out of his shirt.
He had an Eagagie so pointy, it could stab a balloon from 10 feet away.
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A penis so pointy, it looks like it’s trying to stab the sky
His Eagagie looked like it was trying to poke a hole in the clouds.
I saw a guy with an Eagagie so pointy, it looked like it could stab a vampire.
That Eagagie was so long and pointy, it looked like a sword from a medieval movie.
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