Eagan Vice

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A fake TV show set in the freezing hell of Eagan, Minnesota. It’s about two lazy vice cops named Sonny and Dickardo who bust bad guys but also make out in the squad car like a couple of fumbling teenagers.

"I caught a guy selling weed in the park, but I also got a boner.", Sonny

"I’m not here to solve crimes, I’m here to get my daily cock from Dickardo.", Sonny

Dickardo: "I didn’t do it!" Sonny: "You were licking my ear."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A stupid TV show from Eagan, Minnesota, about two vice cops who look for bad people but also spend half their time getting drunk and making out in the squad car.

Sonny: "I caught a thief, but I also got a little extra.", Sonny

Dickardo: "I didn’t steal the donut, I just ate it.", Dickardo

Sonny: "We solved a crime and got a little extra." Dickardo: "That’s the best part."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A fake show from Eagan, Minnesota, about two vice cops who bust perverts and also make out in the squad car like they’re in a teen movie.

Sonny: "I caught a guy doing something bad, but I also got a little extra.", Sonny

Dickardo: "I didn’t do it, I just liked it.", Dickardo

Sonny: "We solved a case, but I also got a little extra." Dickardo: "That’s the point."

by Slangipedia 16d ago