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Dad Forearms
The huge, flabby arms Dads get from sitting in a recliner, eating chips, and yelling at the TV.
He sat in a recliner for a year and his arms got flabbier than a donut.
He ate chips like they were going out of style and his arms turned into sausages.
He yelled at the TV so much his arms shook like a spaz.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Forearms
The strong, smelly arms Dads have from working outside, drinking cheap beer, and never washing their hands.
He worked outside all day and his arms smelled like a trash can.
He drank beer like it was water and his arms got strong enough to bench-press a cow.
He never washed his hands and his arms looked like they were covered in dirt and regret.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Forearms
The tough, bony arms Dads get from lifting things, yelling at the kids, and living like a caveman.
He lifted a couch and his arms got bony like a skeleton.
He yelled at the kids so hard his arms looked like they were made of bones.
He lived like a caveman and his arms looked like they had been through a war.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Force 1s
Dad Force 1s are the shoes your dad wears when he’s too lazy to shower but still thinks he looks cool. They go from mowing the lawn to holding your phone while he yells at you for stepping on the sidewalk.
My dad wore his Dad Force 1s to the grocery store and tripped over a shopping cart. He still didn’t take them off.
He wore them to my mom’s job interview. She got hired. He didn’t.
He put them on before yelling at me for not doing my math homework. I got a D. He got a bruise on his foot.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Force 1s
Dad Force 1s are the shoes that survive everything: spilled coffee, muddy lawns, and your dad’s bad decisions. They’re like the original dad shoes, and they never leave him alone.
He wore them to my little brother’s birthday party. He ate cake on them. He still wears them.
He wore them to the doctor. The doctor asked if he had a foot infection. He said, 'No, I just live that lifestyle.'
He wore them to the airport. He walked through the terminal like he owned it. He got a ticket for being too loud.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Force 1s
Dad Force 1s are the shoes your dad wears when he thinks he’s the king of the sidewalk. They go from playing chess on the porch to yelling at kids for stepping on his lawn like it’s a war zone.
He wore them to my soccer game. He sat in the front row. He yelled at the ref. He got a warning.
He wore them to my aunt’s wedding. He walked in like he was the best man. He tripped over the cake table.
He wore them to the mall. He walked past me. He didn’t notice me. He was too busy talking to a vending machine.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad For The Day
today is when you post your dad like he’s a meme. you say you love him but you also call him a waste of sperm.
@dadforaday my dad is the best dad. also he’s a waste of sperm. #dadforaday #dadsoftheday
Just posted my dad. He looks like he’s been dead for 10 years. #dadforaday #worstdadever
My dad is the best dad. Also he’s the worst dad. #dadforaday #dadslife
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad For The Day
on september 24th, all the kids with no dad get together and mock the ones who have dads. it’s a dad-free zone and it’s awesome.
September 24th is here. No dad? No problem. #dadforaday #nolifeno dad
I have no dad. I’m free. #dadforaday #nolifeno dad
Dad-free day is the best day. #dadforaday #nolifeno dad
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad For The Day
the mac dad-day is a dad who looks like he just walked out of a car commercial. he drives a fancy car and thinks he’s the most important person in the world.
My dad drives a fancy car and thinks he’s the most important person in the world. #macdadday #fancydad
My dad is the mac dad-day. He looks like he just walked out of a car commercial. #macdadday #fancycar
My dad is the mac dad-day. He drives a fancy car and thinks he’s the most important person. #macdadday #fancydad
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad For The Day
it’s a day that’s not fathers day but it’s still a day to praise your dad like he’s a rockstar.
Not fathers day? No problem. Still praise my dad like he’s a rockstar. #dadforaday #dadlife
Today is not fathers day. But I still praise my dad like he’s a rockstar. #dadforaday #dadlife
Fathers day is not here. But my dad is still a rockstar. #dadforaday #dadlife
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad For The Day
on august 4, we all press F for the deadbeat dads who never showed up when they were supposed to. it’s a day of revenge.
August 4 is here. Press F for the deadbeat dads. #dadforaday #deadbeats
Today is August 4. Press F for my deadbeat dad. #dadforaday #deadbeats
I press F for my deadbeat dad. He never showed up. #dadforaday #deadbeats
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad For The Day
on december 14, you hug your dad like he’s the last man on earth. it’s a holiday for kids who still care.
December 14. Hug your dad like he’s the last man on earth. #dadforaday #hugyourdad
Today is hug your dad day. I hug my dad like he’s the last man on earth. #dadforaday #hugyourdad
December 14 is here. I hug my dad like he’s the last man on earth. #dadforaday #hugyourdad
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad For The Day
on october 13, you make your dad buy you starbucks. it’s a holiday where kids get free coffee and dads get mad.
October 13. Make your dad buy you starbucks. #dadforaday #starbucksday
Today is make your dad buy you starbucks day. My dad is mad. #dadforaday #starbucksday
October 13 is here. I make my dad buy me starbucks. He’s mad. #dadforaday #starbucksday
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Fart
A greasy, smelly fart from a man who smells like old socks and eats too much. It sounds like a loud pop and lasts forever, making everyone in the room want to die.
My dad farted during family dinner and it smelled like a dead cow in a trash can.
He let one rip in the car and I had to open the window just to breathe.
He farted during a Zoom meeting and my teacher asked if he was sick.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Fart
A loud fart your dad did when you were a kid. It was so loud it shook the house and scared your dog.
My dad farted so loud when I was 5 that my dog ran out of the room.
He did it during a movie and I had to leave the theater.
He let one rip during church and the priest looked at him like he was a monster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Fart
A fart so bad it smells like rotten eggs and makes you want to vomit. Kids everywhere know the pain of this fart.
My brother farted in the classroom and the teacher made him go to the office.
I had to leave the room when my dad farted during breakfast.
He let one rip during a car ride and I had to open the window just to survive.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Fart
A fart so loud and smelly it could destroy the world. It smells like eggs, tuna, and nuclear waste. Only the bravest kids can survive it.
My dad farted during dinner and it smelled like a nuclear bomb went off.
He let one rip in the car and I had to open the window just to breathe.
He farted during a movie and the whole theater had to leave.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Dong
The huge, meaty, sagging rod that your dad uses to beat you with, while you're stuck with a flimsy noodle.
My dad's dong is so big it could be a doorstop.
He shows it off every time he takes a shower.
I got grounded because I laughed at his dong.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Dong
The thing your dad has that makes you feel like a loser, especially when it’s hanging out in his pants like it’s proud.
He flexes it in front of his friends like it’s a trophy.
It’s bigger than my mom’s shopping cart.
He uses it to scare me when I do chores.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dad Dong
The giant, smelly, proud member that your dad has, and you can't help but compare yours to it.
It’s so big it has its own Instagram.
He wiggles it when he's happy.
I once cried because it was bigger than my backpack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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