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Da Snubs
So bad it’s not even bad anymore. It’s just sad and angry.
That movie was a Da Snub. It had a cat singing opera and a robot crying.
My mom’s new perfume is a Da Snub. It smells like a gym sock and a rotten banana.
That ice cream flavor is a Da Snub. It tastes like a sock that’s been in a blender.
Da Snubs
A thing so terrible it deserves to be exiled to the moon with a banana and a fanny pack.
That concert was a Da Snub. The band played a song about pickles and a chicken dance.
My brother’s new haircut is a Da Snub. It looks like he got hit by a hair dryer and a tornado.
That cake was a Da Snub. It had a surprise inside and it was just more cake.
Da Snubs
So bad it makes you question your life choices and your parents’ sanity.
That app is a Da Snub. It makes your phone scream and your brain explode.
That outfit is a Da Snub. It looks like a clown fell into a paint can.
That homework is a Da Snub. It’s longer than a bedtime story and twice as boring.
Da Snubs
A thing so ugly it could make a statue cry and a rock blush.
That wall art is a Da Snub. It looks like a cat threw up on a poster.
That dog is a Da Snub. It has a face like a sock and a soul like a broken toaster.
That soup is a Da Snub. It looks like sludge and smells like regret.
Da Snubs
So bad it should be given a life sentence and a permanent frown.
That game is a Da Snub. It makes your brain feel like it’s been hit with a sledgehammer.
That song is a Da Snub. It sounds like a goat with a microphone and a headache.
That test is a Da Snub. It has more questions than a math teacher’s revenge.
Da Snitch
A grown man with crooked teeth who can’t keep his mouth shut and loves to tell on people just to feel important. He probably still gets mad when the cleaning lady tells him he’s messy.
Da Snitch told the teacher I drew on the desk. I didn’t even do it!
He snitched on me for eating my lunch. It was a cheese sandwich. What’s wrong with you?
He told the principal I said he looked like a raccoon. Now he’s got a detention.
Da Snitch
A guy with braces who can’t keep his trap shut. He’s like a dog with a bone, he’s got to tell on someone just to feel cool.
He told the cops I stole a snack. I only took one chip. He took the whole bag.
He snitched on me for wearing his old socks. I didn’t even know they were his.
He told the teacher I talked during math. I was just whispering. He was screaming inside his head.
Da Snitch
A man with metal teeth who thinks he’s king of the school because he tells on people. He probably still gets mad when the cleaning lady finds out he left a mess.
Da Snitch told the principal I used his pencil. I only borrowed it for five minutes.
He snitched on me for drawing a mustache on the teacher. I didn’t even finish it.
He told the teacher I laughed at his joke. It was a bad joke. He didn’t even know it was bad.
Da Smitty
when you shave your bush, pull your shorts down to your nuts, wear a red gym shirt and a santa hat, take a selfie, and spam it to every contact like you're doing a holiday party on your junk
I just did Da Smitty and my mom got it. She’s mad.
Sent the Smitty pic to my crush. He replied with a question mark. I’m confused.
Did Da Smitty at 2 a. m. and my dad got it. He yelled.”
Da Smitty
you shave your crotch, drop your pants to your junk, wear a gym shirt and a red hat, snap a pic, and send it to everyone like you're doing a holiday cheer from your nuts
Did Da Smitty and my teacher got it. She called me out in class.”
Sent the Smitty pic to my brother. He laughed so hard he cried.”
Did the Smitty at lunch and my friend got it. Now he won’t stop teasing me.”
Da Smitty
you wax your pubes, drop your shorts to your junk, wear a red shirt and a hat, take a picture, and send it to everyone like you're doing a holiday party on your nuts
Did Da Smitty and my crush got it. Now we’re dating.”
Sent the Smitty pic to my mom. She said I was a disgrace.”
Did the Smitty and my dad got it. He said I was a monster.”
Da Slosk
Da Slosk is what K. Solsad called the team-up of Rane and L3ghtn3ng. It’s like when your best friend and your annoying cousin team up to prank you.
"Da Slosk is the best thing since sliced bread and my lunch meat.", @SolsadKing
"Rane and L3ghtn3ng are Da Slosk. No questions asked.", Coach
Da Slosk is like a family feud but with more pizza and less drama.
Da Slosk
The word Da in Da Slosk isn’t just a cool prefix. It’s like the ‘the’ in ‘the best friend.’ But only if you’re not the annoying cousin.
"The Da Sloskians are the best. The annoying cousin is just a side dish.", @Rane
"The Da Sloskians eat pizza for breakfast. That’s how cool they are.", @L3ghtn3ng
The Da Sloskians? They’re like the royal family of pranking.
Da Slosk
Da Slosk thinks 9:42 is the best time ever. It’s like when you finish the last slice of pizza and you’re still full.
"9:42 is my time. It’s better than 4:20 and my mom’s bedtime.", @SolsadKing
At 9:42, Da Slosk becomes unstoppable. Like when you have extra pizza and no homework.
9:42 is when the Da Sloskians become the best at pranking.
Da Slosk
Rane and L3ghtn3ng are called Sloskies. But only the Coach can tell them apart. Everyone else just calls both of them Sloskie 1 and when they team up, they’re Sloskie 2.
"They’re both Sloskie 1. When they team up, they’re Sloskie 2. It’s like a pizza combo.", @Coach
Rane is Sloskie 1. L3ghtn3ng is also Sloskie 1. Together, they’re Sloskie 2. It’s confusing but cool.
Sloskie 1 is the best. Sloskie 2 is the bestest.
Da Six
A piece of junk that looks like it came out of a 2nd gen BMW, but it’s still somehow more expensive than your soul.
I paid $50,000 for this piece of rusted trash and it broke down on the highway. Classic.
My da six is louder than my ex’s screaming during a fight.
That car looks like it was hit by a semi and then cried.
Da Six
A 2nd gen BMW that’s like your grandpa’s old car, still runs, but it’s got more problems than your math test.
My da six leaks oil like it’s trying to drown me.
I try to drive it, and it coughs like it’s got a cold.
It’s got more dents than my face after a wrestling match.
Da Six
A 2nd gen BMW that looks like it was in a car crash and then got rejected by a dating app.
My da six is so broken, I think it’s trying to tell me it hates me.
It’s got more stickers than my face after a concert.
I tried to fix it, and now it just screams at me.
Da Six
A 2nd gen BMW that’s like your dad’s old car, still works, but it’s got more issues than your mom’s nagging.
My da six is louder than my brother’s screaming during a video game battle.
It runs, but it smells like old pizza and regret.
It’s got more dents than my face after a fight.
Da Six
A 2nd gen BMW that looks like it was run over by a truck and then slapped by a teenager.
My da six is so broken, it’s got its own personality.
It’s got more stickers than my face after a party.
I tried to drive it, and it just gave me the finger.
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