Da Six

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A piece of junk that looks like it came out of a 2nd gen BMW, but it’s still somehow more expensive than your soul.

I paid $50,000 for this piece of rusted trash and it broke down on the highway. Classic.

My da six is louder than my ex’s screaming during a fight.

That car looks like it was hit by a semi and then cried.

A 2nd gen BMW that’s like your grandpa’s old car, still runs, but it’s got more problems than your math test.

My da six leaks oil like it’s trying to drown me.

I try to drive it, and it coughs like it’s got a cold.

It’s got more dents than my face after a wrestling match.

A 2nd gen BMW that looks like it was in a car crash and then got rejected by a dating app.

My da six is so broken, I think it’s trying to tell me it hates me.

It’s got more stickers than my face after a concert.

I tried to fix it, and now it just screams at me.

A 2nd gen BMW that’s like your dad’s old car, still works, but it’s got more issues than your mom’s nagging.

My da six is louder than my brother’s screaming during a video game battle.

It runs, but it smells like old pizza and regret.

It’s got more dents than my face after a fight.

A 2nd gen BMW that looks like it was run over by a truck and then slapped by a teenager.

My da six is so broken, it’s got its own personality.

It’s got more stickers than my face after a party.

I tried to drive it, and it just gave me the finger.

A 2nd gen BMW that’s like your old friend, still around, but it’s got more problems than your last relationship.

My da six leaks oil like it’s crying.

It’s got more dents than my face after a wrestling match.

It still works, but it’s got more issues than my homework.