Da Snubs

My cousin’s hair is a Da Snub. It looks like a raccoon threw up on his head.

That pizza was a Da Snub. I ate it and now I feel like a dying dog.

My teacher’s voice is a Da Snub. It sounds like a chainsaw and a goat fighting.

That movie was a Da Snub. It had a cat singing opera and a robot crying.

My mom’s new perfume is a Da Snub. It smells like a gym sock and a rotten banana.

That ice cream flavor is a Da Snub. It tastes like a sock that’s been in a blender.

That concert was a Da Snub. The band played a song about pickles and a chicken dance.

My brother’s new haircut is a Da Snub. It looks like he got hit by a hair dryer and a tornado.

That cake was a Da Snub. It had a surprise inside and it was just more cake.

That app is a Da Snub. It makes your phone scream and your brain explode.

That outfit is a Da Snub. It looks like a clown fell into a paint can.

That homework is a Da Snub. It’s longer than a bedtime story and twice as boring.

That wall art is a Da Snub. It looks like a cat threw up on a poster.

That dog is a Da Snub. It has a face like a sock and a soul like a broken toaster.

That soup is a Da Snub. It looks like sludge and smells like regret.

That game is a Da Snub. It makes your brain feel like it’s been hit with a sledgehammer.

That song is a Da Snub. It sounds like a goat with a microphone and a headache.

That test is a Da Snub. It has more questions than a math teacher’s revenge.