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Early Cuyler

Early Cuyler is a dumb, redneck squid who lives with his mom, his hot sister Lil, and his son. He drinks moonshine, robs stores, fights cops, and screams at Lynyrd Skynyrd like he's on a meth binge.

Early Cuyler robs the store. He's drunk, wearing a donkey-penis hat, and screaming, 'I'm the king of the hillbilly squids!'

Early Cuyler has a kid with a white woman who lives on a mattress in the dump. He doesn’t care. He just robs stores and gets high.

Early Cuyler goes to church wearing a donkey-penis hat and screaming at the preacher like a lunatic.

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Early Cummer

A man who hits his climax before the movie even starts

He came before I finished my first sip of coffee.

He was done before the pizza arrived.

He was done before I said 'hello.'

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Early Cummer

A dude who can’t wait for the main event

He came before the music started playing.

He was done before I even got my drink.

He was done before the lights went out.

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Early Cummer

A man who gets off before the first ad break

He was done before the commercial even came on.

He came before the first round of drinks.

He was done before the snack got here.

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Early Cummer

A guy who’s done before the intro music ends

He came before the song even finished playing.

He was done before the first joke was told.

He was done before the first laugh.

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Early Cummer

A man who finishes before the first round of shots

He came before the first drink even touched his lips.

He was done before the second person even showed up.

He was done before the first toast.

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Early Cummer

A guy who finishes before the first laugh

He came before the first joke was told.

He was done before the first person even smiled.

He was done before the first chuckle.

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Early Christmas Fallacy

Getting all excited about something before it's even over. Like when you think you're gonna win before the game ends and then get roasted for it.

I opened my present on the 23rd and it was just a sock. Big whoopie.

I bet $50 on the Raptors before the game was even close.

I told my mom I was gonna be the best at Fortnite before I even beat my brother.

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Early Christmas Fallacy

When you act like you already won before it's even official. Like a kid who starts tearing open presents on the 24th and then gets yelled at by Santa.

I got all my friends to believe I was gonna win the championship before the final match.

I told my dad I was gonna get a PlayStation before I even got the gift card.

I started bragging about my new phone before I even got it.

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Early Christmas Fallacy

When you celebrate way too early and then get smacked down when it doesn't go your way. Like when you think you're rich before you even count your money.

I was already planning my vacation before I even won the lottery.

I started telling people I was gonna be the best in the class before I even passed the test.

I was already eating my cake before I even got the birthday present.

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Early Christmas Fallacy

When you get all happy before you know for sure. Like when you think you're the best before you even beat your opponent.

I told everyone I was gonna win the game before I even played it.

I got my friends to cheer for me before I even won the match.

I started eating my pizza before I even got the order.

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Early Christmas Fallacy

When you get all excited before the thing even happens. Like when you start celebrating before you even know what's going on.

I started dancing before the music even started playing.

I was already bragging about my new car before I even got it.

I told my friends I was gonna win before I even played the game.

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Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

ECDS is when you can’t wait to put up all the Christmas stuff until your neighbors think you’ve lost your mind.

I put up my tree in July. My neighbor called the cops.

I hung lights on my house in September. My dog thought it was a war.

I decorated my bathroom like it was a Christmas wonderland. My mom said I was crazy.

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Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

ECDS is like having a Christmas obsession so strong it makes you act like a total idiot.

I put up my Christmas tree in October. My friends think I’m a nutcase.

I decorated my car for Christmas in November. The whole town laughed at me.

I started singing carols in September. My neighbors called the police.

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Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

ECDS is when you get so excited about Christmas that you lose your mind and start decorating before it's even Halloween.

I put up my Christmas lights in September. My dog ran away from me.

I decorated my house in October. My neighbor thought I was a lunatic.

I started putting up Christmas decorations in August. My family said I was crazy.

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Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

ECDS is like having Christmas in your brain and no filter on your actions.

I put up my Christmas tree in August. My mom thought I was high.

I decorated my kitchen for Christmas in September. My friends said I was nuts.

I hung up all my Christmas stuff in October. My neighbor said I was a weirdo.

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Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

ECDS is when you get so excited about Christmas that you start acting like a total lunatic before it even starts.

I put up my Christmas tree in July. My dog ran away in fear.

I decorated my house for Christmas in August. My neighbor said I was insane.

I started singing carols in September. My family thought I was a nut.

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Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

ECDS is when you can’t wait for Christmas and you start decorating so early that people think you’re a psycho.

I put up my Christmas tree in September. My neighbor called me a psycho.

I decorated my house in October. My friends said I was a mess.

I started putting up Christmas stuff in August. My mom said I was crazy.

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Early Bird Thursday

Early Bird Thursday is when stores try to trick you into buying stuff before you’re even ready, like a fat kid at a buffet.

I saw a TV on sale for $100. I bought it. Now I have 3 TVs and no idea why.

My mom texted me: 'Come quick! The mall is giving free cookies if you buy something!'

My dad said, 'I’m not buying anything!' Then he bought 5 sweaters.

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Early Bird Thursday

Early Bird Thursday is like Christmas came early, but it brought a bunch of sales and your mom’s weird new hobby.

I went to the store and bought a new phone. Now I can’t stop texting my ex.

My sister got a discount on a new pair of shoes. Now she’s walking everywhere and talking to the floor.

My dad said, 'I’m not shopping!' Then he bought a couch.

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