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A man who hits his climax before the movie even starts
He came before I finished my first sip of coffee.
He was done before the pizza arrived.
He was done before I said 'hello.'
Early Cummer
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A dude who can’t wait for the main event
He came before the music started playing.
He was done before I even got my drink.
He was done before the lights went out.
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A man who gets off before the first ad break
He was done before the commercial even came on.
He came before the first round of drinks.
He was done before the snack got here.
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A guy who’s done before the intro music ends
He came before the song even finished playing.
He was done before the first joke was told.
He was done before the first laugh.
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A man who finishes before the first round of shots
He came before the first drink even touched his lips.
He was done before the second person even showed up.
He was done before the first toast.
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A guy who finishes before the first laugh
He came before the first joke was told.
He was done before the first person even smiled.
He was done before the first chuckle.