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Early Bird Thursday is when stores scream at you with discounts so loud, you think you’re in a war zone.

I bought a pair of jeans for $20. Now I have 10 pairs and I don’t know why.

My friend’s dad got a 50% discount on a TV. Now he watches cartoons all day.

My mom texted me: 'There’s a sale at the store! Bring me coffee and come quick!'

When you decide to die in your pajamas, ignoring sleep, just to finish your homework, study, or tackle some dumb, stressful mess, and end up looking like a zombie who got hit by a truck. Not for the weak or the sane.

I stayed up until 3 AM to finish my math test. Now I look like a raccoon that got run over.

I tried to study for my science test and ended up eating a whole pizza by myself. I’m not even proud.

I tried to do all my homework in one night. My brain is now a fried egg.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Bird Smash

You basically burn your brain out in one night, all to get your homework done, study like a madman, or finish some dumb, stressing task, and end up being a human version of a burnt-out toaster. Don’t even try it if you’re a baby.

I stayed up all night to finish my English essay. I’m now a human shadow.

I tried to study for my history test and ended up crying in my cereal bowl. Classic.

I did all my homework in one night. Now I can’t even remember my own name.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Bird Smash

You decide to stay up all night just to get your homework done, study like a lunatic, or finish some dumb, stressful task, and end up looking like you’ve been through a war. Don’t even bother if you’re not a monster.

I tried to finish my math homework in one night. Now I look like I’ve been attacked by a ghost.

I stayed up all night to study. My eyes are now glowing like a mad scientist.

I tried to do everything in one night. Now I sound like a broken record.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Bird Gets The Worm

In a man couple, the guy who wakes up first and gives his partner a morning blow job to make them stop snoring and start functioning.

My boyfriend wakes up every day and gives me a blow job just so I stop snoring. It's like a morning ritual.

He started giving me blow jobs every morning just to shut me up. I'm getting tired of it.

My man gives me a blow job every day just to get me up. I'm like a sleep-deprived junkie.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Bird Gets The Worm

What Harry Styles gets from Louis Tomlinson, but it's more like a daily breakfast and a side of drama.

Harry Styles gets a blow job every morning from Louis. It's like a daily breakfast and a side of drama.

Louis Tomlinson gives Harry Styles a blow job every morning. It's like a love letter and a coffee.

Louis gives Harry a blow job every morning. It's like the start of a love story and a caffeine fix.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Bird Gets The Worm

The early bird gets the worm is what all the cadets in my pod do, the first one up grabs a morning wood and face-fucks whoever is still dreaming.

The first cadet up grabs his morning wood and face-fucks the rest of us. It's like a morning tradition.

If you wake up first, you get to face-fuck someone while they're still dreaming. It's the best part of the day.

We do this every morning, whoever wakes up first gets to face-fuck the rest of the pod. It's like a daily punishment.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Beam

when the sun is so early it’s basically cheating

My alarm went off at 6 AM and I screamed like I was being tortured.

The sun came up before I could finish my coffee. That’s just rude.

I woke up to the sun and my mom yelling at me for being late to school.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Beam

the time when even your coffee is tired

I drank my coffee at 7 AM and it was like it had a second job.

The sun was up and my coffee was already sad.

My coffee didn’t even try to wake me up. It just stared at me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Beam

the hour when your brain is still in pajamas

I tried to think at 8 AM and my brain was still in my pajamas.

My brain didn’t wake up until I poured my third cup of coffee.

I was still in pajamas and my brain was still in bed.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Beam

the moment the day starts and your body is still sleeping

The day started at 9 AM and my body was still asleep.

I heard the day start and my body just said 'nope' and went back to sleep.

The sun came up and my body said 'I’m not ready yet.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Beam

when the sun shows up uninvited and your brain is still in bed

The sun showed up at 6 AM and my brain was still in bed.

The sun came in like it owned the place and my brain didn’t even wake up.

I was in bed and the sun said 'hello' and my brain said 'not now.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early Beam

the time when your brain is still in pajamas and the sun is too loud

My brain was in pajamas and the sun was yelling at me.

I was still in pajamas and the sun was too loud for my brain to handle.

The sun was too loud and my brain was still in pajamas.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early As Balls

Getting up before the sun can even think about showing its face.

I woke up at 0300 because my bladder had a death wish.

My alarm was so loud it scared the neighbor's cat into a panic attack.

I was up before my coffee had a chance to wake up.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early As Balls

Rising up so early it feels like you were born during a blackout.

I got up at 0300 because my brain was too busy fighting my pillow.

I woke up before my dog even yawned.

I was out of bed before my coffee had a chance to think about it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early As Balls

Getting up so fast it looks like you were shot out of a cannon.

I was up at 0300 because my bladder was a ticking time bomb.

I woke up before the sun could even blink.

I got out of bed before my coffee even had a chance to brew.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early 2021

The very beginning of 2021 was like being stuck in a cold, boring prison with no escape and a virus that won’t quit.

'I’ve been stuck at home since 2020 and I’m not coming out unless I get a raise.'

'I don’t know if I’m more annoyed by the virus or my neighbor’s loud Zoom meetings.'

'I’m getting tired of being a captive audience for my own life.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early 2021

It was like the whole world was still in a holding cell and no one wanted to leave.

'I haven’t seen my mom in over a year and I’m tired of being a hermit.'

'I’m not coming out of my house unless I get a new job and a better Wi-Fi connection.'

'I feel like I live in a time capsule from 2020.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early 2021

2021 started with the virus, cold weather, and people acting like they were in a war.

'The virus is like a mean stepmom who won’t let you leave the house.'

'I’m ready for the war to end so I can finally leave my house.'

'The cold was worse than my ex’s temper.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Early 2021

It was like the virus had a twin who was also trying to ruin your life.

'I can’t even go to the grocery store without getting yelled at by the virus.'

'The virus is like my ex, and it won’t let me move on.'

'The virus is trying to ruin my life and my sleep.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago