Early Cuyler
Early Cuyler is a dumb, redneck squid who lives with his mom, his hot sister Lil, and his son. He drinks moonshine, robs stores, fights cops, and screams at Lynyrd Skynyrd like he's on a meth binge.
Early Cuyler robs the store. He's drunk, wearing a donkey-penis hat, and screaming, 'I'm the king of the hillbilly squids!'
Early Cuyler has a kid with a white woman who lives on a mattress in the dump. He doesn’t care. He just robs stores and gets high.
Early Cuyler goes to church wearing a donkey-penis hat and screaming at the preacher like a lunatic.