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A Sax
A Sax is a guy who looks good, talks smooth, and doesn’t even break a sweat.
My bro is a Sax. He wears suits and still looks like he just walked out of a magazine.
That guy is a Sax. He’s got a suit, a smile, and a vibe that makes you feel like you’re on cloud nine.
You’re a Sax? I’m just wearing my hoodie and trying not to trip.
A Sax
A Sax is a saxophone, the instrument that makes all the other woodwinds feel like they’re in the back of the bus.
The Sax is the king of the woodwinds. The flute? That’s just a weak version of the Sax.
The Sax doesn’t just play. It owns the woodwinds like they’re just backup dancers.
The Sax is the only woodwind that doesn’t need help to shine.
A Sax
A Sax is a roblox game where you try to make people blush and get them to say yes.
I spent 3 hours on that Sax game. I only got one girl to say yes.
My friend plays Sax every day. He got 10 girls to say yes last week.
Sax is the worst. I tried to flirt with a girl and she just said no.
A Sax
A Sax is a guy who is so good at being a mac that he can get any girl, even if he looks like a mess.
My brother is a Sax. He’s got a beard and still got the girl.
Gabriel Pikus is a Sax. He’s got no style and still got the girl.
You’re a Sax? I’m still trying to get my crush to even look at me.
A Sax
A Sax is when you see someone who’s sexy and you’re too much of a loser to say it out loud.
That girl is a Sax. I saw her and just stared like an idiot.
He’s a Sax. He’s hot and I’m just sitting here being awkward.
You’re a Sax? I’m just being a loser and not saying anything.
A Scaglione
The devil in human form. A walking curse with a bad attitude.
That Scaglione ruined my lunch break and my coffee.
I saw the Scaglione and immediately hid behind a trash can.
My mom said the Scaglione was the reason my dog ran away.
A Scaglione
A human-shaped monster who makes your day feel like a horror movie.
The Scaglione walked into the room and I screamed like a baby.
My teacher said the Scaglione was the reason I failed math.
I tried to befriend the Scaglione and now I have nightmares.
A Scaglione
A foul, mean, and utterly terrible person who thinks they’re cool.
The Scaglione talked to me like I was a bad joke.
I got lunch and the Scaglione took it from me like I was nothing.
The Scaglione laughed at my face and I cried.
A Savnik
A Savnik is a guy who looks like he got hit by a donut truck and then sat in a garbage can. He failed at love once and has been eating and crying ever since.
He texted his ex: 'I miss you and my meatloaf.'
He tried to propose to a pizza box and got rejected.
He screamed into a toilet and the neighbors called the cops.
A Savnik
A Savnik is like a human trash can who also failed at being cool. He had one bad relationship and now lives in a world of cheese breath and regret.
He posted on Facebook: 'My life is over. I ate a whole cake for breakfast.'
He tried to flirt with a dog and got chased by a cat.
He cried in a soup commercial and it went viral.
A Savnik
A Savnik is a man who looks like he slept in a cheese factory and cried in a dumpster. He’s been rejected by everyone except his mom and his couch.
He sent a DM to his ex: 'I still love you, and I still love my meat.'
He tried to sing at a karaoke bar and the mic fell off.
He cried in a taco truck and got free tacos.
A Saucy Felix
When someone gets so full of syrup from the backside that they’re like a syrup bottle turned upside down. Then they wait for the perfect moment to sneeze syrup all over your pancakes like you’re a breakfast buffet for a fat kid.
My uncle did this at the pancake breakfast and ruined 10 stacks.
She had a maple syrup enema so big I think she peed syrup.
He sneezed syrup on my plate and said it was a surprise.
A Saucy Felix
When someone’s gut is so loaded with syrup they look like a syrup factory exploded inside them. They wait for the perfect moment to sneeze syrup all over your pancakes like it’s a breakfast war.
He sneezed syrup on my pancakes and laughed like a hyena.
My cousin did this at the breakfast table and got syrup in my hair.
She had a syrup enema so big she cried syrup.
A Saucy Felix
When someone’s so full of syrup they’re ready to blow like a syrup volcano. They wait for the right time to sneeze syrup all over your pancakes like it’s a breakfast battle.
He sneezed syrup on my pancakes and said it was a friendly attack.
She had a syrup enema and sneezed it on my face.
My brother did this and got syrup in my coffee.
A Sarah Plan
A plan that sounds like a 5-year-old’s naptime story, costs more than your soul, and needs more work than a prison sentence
My Sarah Plan was like a 5-year-old told me to build a spaceship with Legos and a credit card
She said it was simple. It wasn’t. It was a nightmare with a side of financial ruin
I followed the plan. I now have a second job and a third mortgage
A Sarah Plan
A plan that’s as confusing as a toddler’s tantrum, costs you more than your firstborn, and makes you work like a dog on a leash
My Sarah Plan was like a toddler’s story. I had to count to 10 and buy a house
She said it was easy. It wasn’t. It was a money pit with a side of guilt
I did it. Now I can’t afford my dog’s leash
A Sarah Plan
A plan that’s simpler than a baby’s cry, costs you more than your bank account, and needs more work than a zombie apocalypse
The Sarah Plan was as easy as a baby’s cry. I followed it and got a loan, a second job, and a zombie apocalypse
It looked simple. It wasn’t. It was like fighting a zombie with a credit card
I did it. Now I’m fighting zombies and my bank account is crying
A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is someone you throw money at so they can stand there like a dumb goat and shout yeah yeah yeah while you scream at someone.
I paid Sarah Paul $20 to yell 'You're the worst!' while I yelled at my ex.
Sarah Paul stood there like a chicken in a blender and agreed with me when I told my boss he was a donkey.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'That’s right!' while I told my mom she was a waste of oxygen.
A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is a paid loudmouth who backs you up when you’re yelling at someone like they’re a bad pizza.
Sarah Paul yelled 'That’s true!' while I told my neighbor he was a rotten apple.
I paid Sarah Paul to yell 'He’s a loser!' while I called my brother a donkey.
Sarah Paul stood there like a dumb dog and agreed with me when I told my dad he was a waste of space.
A Sarah Paul
A Sarah Paul is a person who takes your money and yells 'You're right!' while you scream at someone like they’re a bad sandwich.
I paid Sarah Paul $10 to yell 'She’s a loser!' while I called my teacher a donkey.
Sarah Paul yelled 'That’s the truth!' while I told my friend he was a waste of time.
I gave Sarah Paul a tip and she yelled 'He’s a donkey!' while I told my brother he was a bad pizza.
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