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A Pewdiepie
A Minecraft YouTuber who’s so good he could beat your brother in a math test.
He’s better than my brother. My brother failed math.
He plays Minecraft and wins. I play Minecraft and lose.
He’s got better skills than my mom’s cooking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Pewdiepie
The internet. But with more screaming and less homework.
The internet is PewDiePie. He screams. I do homework.
The internet is like a party. PewDiePie is the DJ who yells at everyone.
The internet is a place. PewDiePie is the loud kid in the back.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Pewdiepie
A YouTuber who’s so good he could make your mom cry and your dad laugh.
He’s better than T-Series. T-Series is just a guy who talks too much.
He’s like my mom’s favorite sandwich. T-Series is just a side dish.
He’s better than T-Series. T-Series is just a guy who talks too much.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Pewdiepie
A Minecraft YouTuber. If a 5th grader hears anyone disrespect PewDiePie, they’ll throw a tantrum and cry like a baby.
My 5th-grade brother cried when someone said PewDiePie was bad.
He got mad and cried. I got a snack.
He screamed like a baby. I got a cookie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Petty Malaya
She's the most annoying person ever. She acts like she's cool, but she's just a bunch of fake friends and old boyfriends. She says 'smd' like it's a religion, but she doesn't even know what it means. She's so petty, it's like she's got a tiny brain and a huge ego.
SMD? I’m still mad you took my spot at the lunch table.
You said smd, but you just got dumped.
SMD? I could’ve been your best friend.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Petty Malaya
She's a total trashy queen. She's got a bunch of fake hoes and thinks she's the best. She's always bragging about her exes, but they're all just sad people who can't move on. She's so petty, it's like she has a tiny brain and a bigger mouth.
I’m still mad you said I was a ho.
You called me a ho, but you’re the one with 3 boyfriends.
You're a ho, but I have a better job.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Petty Malaya
She's the most annoying person you'll ever meet. She says smd and smp like it's a language, but she doesn't know what they mean. She has a bunch of fake friends and old boyfriends, and she's always trying to act like she's the best. She's so petty, it's like she's got a tiny brain and a huge mouth.
SMD? I'm still mad you said I was a ho.
You said smp, but I'm still mad you took my seat.
SMD? I’m still mad you said my job was trash.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Petty Malaya
She's a total petty queen. She thinks she's the best, but she's just a bunch of fake hoes and old boyfriends. She's always saying smd, but she doesn't even know what it means. She's so petty, it's like she's got a tiny brain and a huge ego.
SMD? I’m still mad you took my best friend.
You said smd, but I’m still mad you said my hair was ugly.
SMD? I’m still mad you said I was a ho.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Petty Malaya
She's the most annoying person in the world. She's got fake hoes and old boyfriends, and she thinks she's the best. She says smd and smp like they're magic words, but she doesn't even know what they mean. She's so petty, it's like she has a tiny brain and a huge mouth.
SMD? I’m still mad you said I was a ho.
You said smp, but I’m still mad you said I was ugly.
SMD? I’m still mad you took my seat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Petty Malaya
She's a total fake queen. She has a bunch of hoes and old boyfriends, but they're all just sad people. She says smd and smp like they're important, but she doesn't even know what they mean. She's so petty, it's like she has a tiny brain and a huge mouth.
SMD? I'm still mad you said I was a ho.
You said smp, but I'm still mad you said I was fake.
SMD? I'm still mad you took my seat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Peter Wang
A Peter Wang is when a landlord jacks up rent so high it feels like you’ve been hit by a truck while also being yelled at by a dragon. They call it love, but it’s just a scam to make your wallet cry.
My rent went from $800 to $1,200. Love is expensive, I guess.
They told me it was for ‘better living conditions.’ I live in a hole now.
I thought I was getting a raise. Turns out I was getting a punch in the gut.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Peter Wang
A Peter Wang is when you try to cheat someone and end up getting roasted so hard you’re left with no hair and no dignity.
I tried to scam him. He sent me a DM that said, ‘You’re a fraud. I’m gonna take your money and your pride.’
He tried to rip me off. I took his money and his soul.
He said he was gonna let me go. I said, ‘Nope. You’re paying for my therapist now.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Peter Wang
A Peter Wang is a guy who’s in love with a Discord user named Ori and wants to have a baby with a pregnant woman. He’s got more love lives than a cat with a thousand lives.
He told me he’s in love with Ori and wants to be a dad. I said, ‘You’re in love with three people at once?’
He’s trying to have relations with a pregnant woman. I asked, ‘Is that a real thing?’
He said Ori is his soulmate. I said, ‘You also want to be a father. That’s a lot of soulmates for one guy.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Peter Visagie
Lying about being straight when your computer is the only thing you're really into.
I told my mom I was dating a girl. Liar. My computer is my only love.
He said he was straight. I saw him crying over a broken keyboard.
She claims to be straight. I caught her watching cat videos at 2 AM.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Peter Visagie
Making up stories about being straight while your computer is your real boyfriend.
He said he was straight. I saw him kiss his laptop.
She told me she was dating a guy. I saw her messaging her computer.
He claims to be straight. I caught him wearing a shirt that said 'I love my computer.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Peter Visagie
Being a complete fake when you're really in love with your computer.
She told me she was dating a guy. I saw her crying over a dead monitor.
He said he was straight. I saw him wear a shirt that said 'I love my computer.'
He told his mom he was dating a girl. I saw him arguing with his mouse.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Peter Visagie
Lying to everyone about being straight when your computer is the only thing you care about.
He told his dad he was dating a girl. I saw him talking to his keyboard.
She said she was straight. I saw her send a love letter to her computer.
He claims to be straight. I saw him wear a shirt that said 'I love my monitor.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Peter Visagie
Faking being straight when you're really in love with your computer.
He said he was dating a girl. I saw him crying over a broken mouse.
She told me she was straight. I saw her send a love note to her monitor.
He said he was dating a guy. I saw him messaging his keyboard.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Peter Visagie
Lying about being straight when your computer is the only thing you love.
She said she was dating a guy. I saw her messaging her monitor.
He told his friends he was straight. I saw him wear a shirt that said 'I love my keyboard.'
He said he was dating a girl. I saw him send a love letter to his computer.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Pet Named Steve
A fake pet Markiplier made up to cover his embarrassment during Google Feud. Everyone knows it's just him trying to save face.
"I swear Steve is real, he's just hiding from me right now.", Markiplier during a Google Feud meltdown
Steve was supposed to help, but he ran away when the question was 'What is a chicken?'
Markiplier yelled at Steve for not helping him win Google Feud again.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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