A Pewdiepie

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A place where your family gets murdered but one guy survives because he’s a tough son of a biscuit.
My mom died. My dad died. My brother died. I’m the only one left. I’m the last PewDiePie.
My entire family got killed. I’m the only one who got a medal and a sandwich.
I killed my whole family. I’m the last PewDiePie. And I’m proud.
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A Minecraft YouTuber who makes so much money he could buy a sandwich for every person on Earth.
PewDiePie is rich. Richer than my lunch money.
He plays Minecraft. And he’s famous. Like, really famous.
He’s got more money than my mom’s shopping spree.
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A 30-year-old man who screams like a toddler at 3 AM and still thinks he’s a kid.
He yelled FLOOR GANG at 3 AM. I got a headache and a bruise.
He’s 30 but acts like a 10-year-old who got kicked out of a candy store.
He yells FLOOR GANG like it’s the most important thing in the universe.
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A Minecraft YouTuber who’s so good he could beat your brother in a math test.
He’s better than my brother. My brother failed math.
He plays Minecraft and wins. I play Minecraft and lose.
He’s got better skills than my mom’s cooking.
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The internet. But with more screaming and less homework.
The internet is PewDiePie. He screams. I do homework.
The internet is like a party. PewDiePie is the DJ who yells at everyone.
The internet is a place. PewDiePie is the loud kid in the back.
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A YouTuber who’s so good he could make your mom cry and your dad laugh.
He’s better than T-Series. T-Series is just a guy who talks too much.
He’s like my mom’s favorite sandwich. T-Series is just a side dish.
He’s better than T-Series. T-Series is just a guy who talks too much.
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A Minecraft YouTuber. If a 5th grader hears anyone disrespect PewDiePie, they’ll throw a tantrum and cry like a baby.
My 5th-grade brother cried when someone said PewDiePie was bad.
He got mad and cried. I got a snack.
He screamed like a baby. I got a cookie.
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