A Petty Malaya

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She's the most annoying person ever. She acts like she's cool, but she's just a bunch of fake friends and old boyfriends. She says 'smd' like it's a religion, but she doesn't even know what it means. She's so petty, it's like she's got a tiny brain and a huge ego.
SMD? I’m still mad you took my spot at the lunch table.
You said smd, but you just got dumped.
SMD? I could’ve been your best friend.
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She's a total trashy queen. She's got a bunch of fake hoes and thinks she's the best. She's always bragging about her exes, but they're all just sad people who can't move on. She's so petty, it's like she has a tiny brain and a bigger mouth.
I’m still mad you said I was a ho.
You called me a ho, but you’re the one with 3 boyfriends.
You're a ho, but I have a better job.
3
She's the most annoying person you'll ever meet. She says smd and smp like it's a language, but she doesn't know what they mean. She has a bunch of fake friends and old boyfriends, and she's always trying to act like she's the best. She's so petty, it's like she's got a tiny brain and a huge mouth.
SMD? I'm still mad you said I was a ho.
You said smp, but I'm still mad you took my seat.
SMD? I’m still mad you said my job was trash.
4
She's a total petty queen. She thinks she's the best, but she's just a bunch of fake hoes and old boyfriends. She's always saying smd, but she doesn't even know what it means. She's so petty, it's like she's got a tiny brain and a huge ego.
SMD? I’m still mad you took my best friend.
You said smd, but I’m still mad you said my hair was ugly.
SMD? I’m still mad you said I was a ho.
5
She's the most annoying person in the world. She's got fake hoes and old boyfriends, and she thinks she's the best. She says smd and smp like they're magic words, but she doesn't even know what they mean. She's so petty, it's like she has a tiny brain and a huge mouth.
SMD? I’m still mad you said I was a ho.
You said smp, but I’m still mad you said I was ugly.
SMD? I’m still mad you took my seat.
6
She's a total fake queen. She has a bunch of hoes and old boyfriends, but they're all just sad people. She says smd and smp like they're important, but she doesn't even know what they mean. She's so petty, it's like she has a tiny brain and a huge mouth.
SMD? I'm still mad you said I was a ho.
You said smp, but I'm still mad you said I was fake.
SMD? I'm still mad you took my seat.
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