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A Kim or a Kirk
A family member who has become a walking disaster; they don’t follow the rules and think they’re the top dog in the house.
My uncle started a YouTube channel and now he’s just a guy who yells at the camera.
My cousin got a job at a fast food place and now he’s always late and rude.
My sister started dating a guy who only likes her because she can cook.
A Kim or a Kirk
A family member who has gone from good to bad; they don’t listen to family advice and act like they’re the center of the universe.
My brother started a band and now he’s just a guy who plays guitar in his pajamas.
My cousin got a pet lizard and now the house is covered in shed skin.
My sister started a relationship with a guy who only likes her because she’s good at video games.
A Killers
Getting your nuts yanked by a wasted woman at a concert.
My uncle got his nuts yanked at a concert by some random woman who was drunk and thought she was cool.
At the concert, my cousin's nuts got yanked by a lady who was wasted and looked like a mess.
I got my nuts yanked by a drunk lady who thought she was Beyoncé.
A Killers
super tough and cool
That guy is super tough and cool, like a beast in a human body.
She's super tough and cool, like she just came out of a fight with a dragon.
My dog is super tough and cool, like he's the king of the jungle.
A Killers
totally awesome
That concert was totally awesome, like I was on fire.
My mom's new phone is totally awesome, like it's the future.
The pizza was totally awesome, like it was magic.
A Killers
a cool band from Vegas that makes your soul sing and your pants fall off
The Killers are a cool band from Vegas that makes your soul sing and your pants fall off.
I heard The Killers from Vegas, and my soul sang, my pants fell off, and I cried.
That band from Vegas, The Killers, makes your soul sing and your pants fall off like it's a party.
A Killers
a new band from Las Vegas that lit up Glastonbury like a fat kid on a sugar rush
The new band from Las Vegas lit up Glastonbury like a fat kid on a sugar rush.
That band from Vegas made Glastonbury go wild like it was a party for aliens.
The Killers from Vegas lit up Glastonbury like I was on fire and dancing with aliens.
A Killers
a rock band that started in 2002 and has made some of the best albums ever, including ones that will make you cry and laugh at the same time
The Killers are a rock band that started in 2002 and made some of the best albums ever.
That band started in 2002 and made albums that made me cry and laugh at the same time.
The Killers started in 2002 and have albums that will make you cry, laugh, and want to punch your mom.
A Killers
a totally awesome band that is so popular that even the people on MTV are cool now
The Killers are a totally awesome band, so popular that even the people on MTV are cool now.
That band is totally awesome and made the people on MTV look cool.
The Killers are so awesome, even the MTV people are now cool and not annoying.
A KillerBean
A KillerBean is a useless chump who shows up only when they're being paid to be there. They look like a sad kidney bean and act like a brain-dead donkey.
Bazza: 'I'm here... maybe.'
Chazza: 'I'm here... probably not.'
Nozza: 'I'm here... I think.'
A KillerBean
A KillerBean is a smooth-brain fucker who never shows up, but always takes a cut of the money. They’re like a ghost with a bad haircut.
Woodzy: 'I’m on my way... maybe.'
Choppy: 'I’m on my way... probably not.'
Penno: 'I’m on my way... I think.'
A KillerBean
A KillerBean is a human-shaped kidney bean who never shows up, never does anything, and always takes the money. They’re the worst kind of deadbeat.
Chris: 'I’ll be there... maybe.'
Bazza: 'I’ll be there... probably not.'
Nozza: 'I’ll be there... I think.'
A KillerBean
A KillerBean is a brain-dead chump who shows up only for the paycheck and looks like a sad kidney bean. They’re the worst kind of human.
Chazza: 'I’m here... maybe.'
Woodzy: 'I’m here... probably not.'
Penno: 'I’m here... I think.'
A KillerBean
A KillerBean is a smooth-brain fucker who never shows up, never does anything, and always takes the money. They’re like a ghost with a bad haircut and no brains.
Choppy: 'I’m on my way... maybe.'
Nozza: 'I’m on my way... probably not.'
Bazza: 'I’m on my way... I think.'
A KillerBean
A KillerBean is a useless chump who shows up only when they're being paid to be there. They’re like a ghost with no brain and a kidney bean body.
Chris: 'I’m here... maybe.'
Woodzy: 'I’m here... probably not.'
Penno: 'I’m here... I think.'
A Kieran
A Kieran is a world-killer. He’ll punch your face in for looking at him wrong.
I saw him once and he broke three chairs just for fun.
He kicked a door off its hinges because the door was ‘annoying’.
He once threw a kid out of a window for stealing his sandwich.
A Kieran
A Kieran has a cock so big it could be a planet. He can last forever in bed and still have energy to fight dragons.
He once bragged his cock was so big it could be a slide.
He told me he could put his cock on the ground and spin like a tornado.
He once said his cock was so long he could use it as a ladder.
A Kieran
A Kieran is nice, but don’t get too close or he might laugh at your dumb jokes.
He helped me with my math homework and then made fun of my hair.
He smiled at me when I fell off a chair.
He gave me a high-five and then called my mom a ‘dumb biker’.
A Kieran
A Kieran is the best at being sexy. Everyone wants to be with him.
He walked into a room and everyone turned their heads.
He winked at me and I got a heart attack.
He said ‘hi’ and I immediately wanted to date him.
A Kieran
A Kieran is weird but fun. He plays games and does everything with energy.
He once played a video game for 12 hours straight and still won.
He jumped out of a window just to prove he could.
He made me laugh so hard I cried.
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