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A Creamy Crystal
When a girl slams a giant scoop of ice cream or a milkshake straight into your junk and then licks it like it’s the last piece of pizza
My ex did this in the middle of the mall. I looked like a confused penguin.
He got a milkshake in his nuts during lunch. The whole table laughed like it was the funniest thing ever.
She dumped a double scoop of chocolate ice cream on my balls during gym class. The teacher gave me a detention for laughing too hard.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Creamy Crystal
When a girl throws ice cream or a milkshake on your junk and then eats it like it’s a snack
I got creamed in the face during a fight. Then she ate it like it was a taco.
At the park, she dumped a milkshake on my nuts and then sucked it like it was a lollipop.
He got a chocolate shake in his junk and then licked it like it was a birthday cake.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Creamy Crystal
When a girl pours ice cream or a milkshake on your junk and then takes a bite like it’s a burger
She poured a whole tub of vanilla ice cream on my balls and then took a bite like it was a hot dog.
He got a milkshake in his nuts at the mall and then bit into it like it was a sandwich.
During a break, she dumped a shake on my junk and then chewed it like it was a chip.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crazy Nigga
The worst human ever. He lives in the dark. He posts dumb stuff. He will kill you if you say Senko's name.
@SenkoPlsStopHeIsComing
He just pinged me 19 times. I’m dying.
He’s in the shadows. I can feel him watching.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crazy Nigga
Kanye West. No. Not even close. He’s a god. Kanye is just a man.
He’s a god. Kanye is a man. That’s the difference.
If Kanye was a god, this nigga is the devil.
He’s not human. He’s divine.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crazy Nigga
A black person who is totally crazy. They live in the song Hurricane. They are usually a man.
He’s from the song Hurricane. He’s real.
He’s the guy from the song. He’s legit.
He’s the guy in the song. He’s not fake.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crazy Nigga
Some niggas are real. Some niggas talk outta their ass. Some niggas get popped. Stay safe and don’t be dumb.
He talks outta his ass. He’s stupid.
He gets popped every day. Stay safe.
He’s dumb. He’s stupid. He’s a nigga.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crazy Nigga
When someone acts like a fool. They do stupid things. They’re wild.
He did something wild. He’s a fool.
He acted like a fool. He’s wild.
He did something stupid. He’s a fool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crazy Nigga
This nigga is so crazy, even Uncle Ruckus can’t fix him. He’ll kill your whole family if you look at him wrong.
He killed my whole family. He’s that crazy.
Uncle Ruckus can’t fix him. He’s that crazy.
He’ll kill your family if you look at him wrong.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crayon will kill but a knife will not
a dumb phrase you say when you're stuck doing a movie project with the worst people ever
You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. Because I'm stuck with Billy who thinks drama is a food group.
You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. I'm crying in the corner because Billy wouldn't let me use the green crayon.
You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. I'm writing this on the back of my worksheet because I'm done with this nonsense.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crayon will kill but a knife will not
a stupid line you say when your group is so bad it's like watching a horror movie
You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. Because my group is worse than the cafeteria.
You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. I'm hiding behind the computer because I'm scared of what they'll do next.
You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. I'm literally considering a career change to something like being a tree.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crayon will kill but a knife will not
a nonsense saying you yell when your movie project is the worst thing ever
You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. My group's movie is so bad it's giving me existential dread.
You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. I'm more excited about this project than I am about my lunch.
You: A Crayon will kill but a knife will not. I'm going to die of embarrassment when this thing is shown in class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crap for That
A person who shoves old, stale, melted easter candy into a pumpkin and calls it a masterpiece
"You think that's a jack-o-lantern? That's a cursed Halloween experiment!", @CandyCursed
My cousin tried to use 2004's easter candy for halloween and got excommunicated from the candy church
I saw a kid try to use 1998's easter candy and it looked like a dead raccoon in a sock.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crap for That
A mean word made by Strong Bad because he had no life and was mad at the world
Strong Bad says, 'A crap for that!' because he can't even beat a video game without screaming
I got a 'A crap for that!' from Strong Bad after I beat him at Mario Kart
Strong Bad yelled 'A crap for that!' when his Wiimote broke mid-game.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crap for That
What a chicken says when it's too scared to say 'shut the fuck up'
The chicken whispered, 'A crap for that,' when the farmer yelled at it
The chicken said 'A crap for that' instead of 'shut the fuck up' when the farmer yelled at it
The chicken said 'A crap for that' to the farmer because it was too scared to say 'shut the fuck up'.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crap for That
A stupid game with dice where people bet money and hope they don't lose
I lost $50 at craps because I rolled a 2 and cried
My uncle plays craps all day and still doesn't know what he's doing
Craps is like gambling for people who think they’re smart.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crap for That
A word I use a lot that cunts hate because I'm too cool for them
I said 'crap' and a cunt said, 'You're not cool, you're just lazy!'
I used 'crap' in a sentence and a cunt laughed at me
I said 'crap' in front of a cunt and they threw a fit.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crap for That
The most overused word on Earth that can mean everything and nothing at the same time
'Crap' is the best word to use when you're too lazy to think of anything else
I said 'crap' 50 times in a row and no one yelled at me
Crap is like the Swiss Army knife of words.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Crap for That
Talking for so long that even your dog falls asleep
My teacher talked for 4 hours and my dog fell asleep in the middle of the classroom
My mom talked for so long that my dog walked out of the room
I talked for 30 minutes straight and my dog looked at me like I was a weirdo.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Craig David
When you're stuck in a mess and you just plain walk away like you're leaving a broken relationship and a bad haircut behind.
'I did a Craig David and left the party before the karaoke started.'
'He did a Craig David after his ex showed up with a new guy.'
'I did a Craig David after my boss yelled at me for three hours.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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