A Rosita
The most perfect girl in the world, and any guy who even looks at her gets jealous
My friend got jealous because she smiled at another guy
I got jealous because she was with Erwin
She makes every guy feel like a loser
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A Rosita
It’s like the worst pain ever, but it’s also the best thing that ever happened to you
It felt like my head was on fire
It was the worst day of my life
It was worth it in the end
A Rosita
A girl who wipes her snatch on a guy’s face after working out like a beast
She wiped her snatch on my face after a workout
I got covered in sweat and her snatch
She turned my face into a wipe zone
A Rosita
A total queen who gets cussed out for being too good
People called her a lazy queen
They said she didn’t deserve her crown
She was called a bad queen for being too perfect
A Rosie Thing
When you do something so goddamn amazing it makes everyone else look like crap.
I just ate 12 donuts and ran a marathon.
I single-handedly defeated a dragon with a cheese sandwich.
I got a perfect score on the test and then cried in the hallway.
A Rosie Thing
You do something so awesome it makes your mom proud and your dad cry.
I built a robot out of Legos and it won the science fair.
I skipped school, robbed a bank, and got a pizza for lunch.
I ate an entire pizza in one bite and then won the spelling bee.
A Rosie Thing
When you do something so awesome it makes your teachers yell and your friends faint.
I solved the math problem in 10 seconds and then drew a unicorn.
I got a 100% on the test and then ate my pencil.
I did a backflip in the hallway and got extra credit.
A Rosie Thing
You do something so awesome it makes your pets jealous and your enemies cry.
I trained my dog to do algebra and it passed the test.
I won the video game championship and my enemy cried in the lobby.
I ate all my homework and got a gold star.
A Rosie Thing
When you do something so awesome it makes your brain explode and your soul happy.
I did 100 push-ups, solved a mystery, and won a bet.
I finished my homework in 5 minutes and then sang opera.
I ate a whole cake and got a perfect score on the test.
A Rosekelly
A Rosekelly is a dirty backstabber who hides in alleys and hates little wangs. They always cover their mess and never let anyone see their sore back.
I saw a Rosekelly hiding behind a dumpster, licking their wounds after getting beaten by a group of wimps.
That Rosekelly came out of nowhere and flipped me for no reason. I still got a bruise from it.
He’s a Rosekelly, and he always runs away when he gets caught. No guts, just scars.
A Rosekelly
A Rosekelly is a sore-backed liar who hides in fields and always runs from trouble. They don’t like little wangs and are kind of like a Gaffy, but not as good.
That Rosekelly ran away when I called him out for stealing my lunch money. Coward.
I saw a Rosekelly in the field, covered in dirt and looking like a total mess.
He says he’s a Rosekelly, but he’s just a weak Gaffy with no balls.
A Rosekelly
A Rosekelly is a backstabbing mess who hides in alleys and runs from little wangs. They have a sore back and a big mouth, but they never admit it.
I got stabbed by a Rosekelly and didn’t even see it coming. Total backstabber.
He’s a Rosekelly, and he’s got more scars than a dog with a bad day.
That Rosekelly bragged about being tough, but he ran like a chicken when I showed up.
A Rose
A Rose is a hot mess who looks like a angel but acts like a delinquent. She’s sweet when she wants to be, but don’t be fooled, she’ll cuss you out if you mess with her.
'You look like a angel, but I’ve seen you cuss out a teacher.'
'Don’t act like you’re not a delinquent, Rose.'
'She’s sweet, but only when she wants to be.'
A Rose
A Rose is a Korean band that’s basically Coldplay’s little brother. They dropped a single called 'Sorry' and it’s so good it makes you want to cry happy tears.
'They’re like Coldplay’s little brother, but way cooler.'
'Their song 'Sorry' is so good it makes me cry happy tears.'
'They’re Korean, and they’re making music so good it’s unfair.'
A Rose
A Rose is the most wild and crazy girl you’ll ever meet. She’s got a smile that could make a saint blush and she’s got a laugh that could shake the walls.
'She’s wilder than a raccoon on a sugar rush.'
'Her laugh could shake the whole building.'
'She’s got a smile that would make a saint blush.'
A Rose
A Rose is the girl you’d follow to the end of the world just to be with her. She’s got that special kind of magic that makes you lose your mind.
'I’d follow her to the end of the world just to be with her.'
'She’s got that special magic that makes you lose your mind.'
'She’s the girl who makes you follow her anywhere.'
A Rose
A Rose is the girl who makes you obsessed with her. She’s got a killer smile, she’s short, and she’s got that vibe that makes you think you’re the luckiest guy on Earth.
'She’s short, but she’s got that vibe that makes you feel like the luckiest guy.'
'She’s got a killer smile and she teases you like you’re her favorite toy.'
'She’s the girl who makes you obsessed with her.'
A Rose
A Rose is a girl who looks like a angel and has the energy of a thousand monkeys. She’s hilarious and she’ll prank you so hard you’ll wish you were dead.
'She looks like an angel, but she has the energy of a thousand monkeys.'
'She’s hilarious and she’ll prank you to death.'
'She’s got that angel face and a prankster heart.'
A Rose
A Rose is basically money. In the world of prostitution, she’s the cash you earn, and sometimes people call her Flowers. She’s got that whole 'pay me and I’ll make you happy' thing going on.
'She’s basically cash in the world of prostitution.'
'Sometimes people call her Flowers, but she’s still basically money.'
'Pay her and she’ll make you happy.'
A Root
A marine who’s so bad, they make the ocean look like a parking lot. The only person who can get a ticket for going 90 in a 65 on the California I-5 while also getting lost in a mall. They have the brain of a fried egg and the coordination of a drunk flamingo.
"I saw a root get pulled over for going 100 in a 55 and then got lost in the Target."
"That root tried to park in a 2-hour spot and left it there for 2 weeks."
"A root once tried to drive and had no idea what a gas pedal was."