A Root

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A marine who’s so bad, they make the ocean look like a parking lot. The only person who can get a ticket for going 90 in a 65 on the California I-5 while also getting lost in a mall. They have the brain of a fried egg and the coordination of a drunk flamingo.
"I saw a root get pulled over for going 100 in a 55 and then got lost in the Target."
"That root tried to park in a 2-hour spot and left it there for 2 weeks."
"A root once tried to drive and had no idea what a gas pedal was."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who acts like they’re stupid on purpose, even though they’re not. It’s like they’re pretending to be a brain-dead goldfish just to annoy you.
"My cousin is a root. He says ‘What’s a brain?’ every time I talk to him."
"At school, the root said ‘What’s a question?’ when I asked him a question."
"That root said ‘What’s a day?’ when I told him to do his homework on Monday."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you’re behind someone and you hope they win, even if you’re going to lose because of it. Like when you’re in a race and you wish the other guy wins just so you can go home and eat pizza.
"The whole club is rooting for him like he’s going to win and they’ll get free pizza."
"I’m rooting for him because I know he’s going to fail and I’ll laugh at him."
"The team is rooting for their friend like he’s the only one who can win and they all get cake."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The best hip-hop group ever, from Philly. They started with Black Thought and Questlove. Then they added Malik B., Kamal, Hub, and Rahzel. Malik B. got kicked out for doing drugs. They make songs that are cool and not stupid like the rest of the rap world.
"The Roots are the best group ever. They make music that doesn’t sound like a toddler’s playlist."
"I love The Roots. They’re like the cool kids of hip-hop."
"Malik B. got kicked out for doing drugs. That’s why The Roots are so good now."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The most amazing hip-hop group today. They keep making better albums every time, like they’re on a mission from God to make the best music ever. Their latest album is so good, it’s like it was made by angels.
"Game Theory is the best album ever. It’s like a musical masterpiece from heaven."
"The Roots are so good, I think they’re actually angels in disguise."
"The album is so good, I think I’m going to die from happiness."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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In America, it means you’re cheering. In Australia, it means you’re taking a dump. It’s the most confusing thing ever.
"In America, we root for the team. In Australia, they root for the toilet."
"I asked my friend what ‘root’ meant. He said ‘dumping’ and I was confused."
"They say ‘root’ in Australia. I say ‘what the hell is that?’"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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They’re not the best, they’re the god-dammed best. The Roots are like the best band ever and their album Things Fall Apart is the best album ever made. Everyone else is just sad, boring rap.
"Things Fall Apart is the best album ever. It’s like music heaven."
"The Roots are the best band. They’re like the cool kids of the music world."
"They’re not just the best. They’re the god-dammed best. That’s what I said."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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