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A Boyer
A fake hot girl who uses people like they're stupid. She thinks every guy is drooling over her, but she's just a fat monkey with a camera. She has a bunch of followers who do what she says.
She posted a pic of her abs and said 'I'm getting ready to date a king.'
She told her minion to delete the guy's messages and said 'He's not good enough for me.'
She said 'I'm going to take over the world' and then cried because her hair was messy.
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A Boyer
The most perfect guy ever. Like a god. He's perfect in every way. You'd follow him anywhere.
He walked in and everyone was like 'Whoa.'
He smiled and suddenly the whole room was happy.
He said 'I'll save you' and then bought you a milkshake.
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A Boyer
Pooping your pants in the cafeteria like it's a party. Everyone sees it and no one helps you.
He walked into the cafeteria and everyone laughed because he had a big mess.
She sat down and it looked like a crime scene.
He tried to hide it but it came out like a waterfall.
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A Boyer
The most manly and handsome guy in the whole town. He’s always happy and goes to silly land only when someone special is there.
He walked in and said 'I'm the most manly guy' and everyone believed him.
He went to silly land with his girlfriend and came back with a big smile.
He said 'I love you' and then laughed like a maniac.
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A Boyer
A smart person who lives in Dorset and no one ever talks to. People forget about them and they never get any money.
He was asked a question and said 'I know everything' but no one believed him.
He sat in the corner and no one noticed him.
He said 'I'm the smartest person' but no one gave him any money.
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A Boyer
A family who eats pills all day and acts like it's normal. They're always high and never stop taking pills.
He said 'I took 10 pills today' and then fell asleep.
She ate a pill and said 'I'm going to be the best.'
They all took pills and then started dancing in the hallway.
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A Boyer
When someone glues their butt to your face like it's a permanent thing.
He glued his butt to my face and said 'This is forever.'
She tried to move but her butt wouldn't leave my face.
He said 'I'm your new face' and didn't let go.
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A Boy of Soy
A guy who acts like he’s made of soy. Started with this British YouTube guy called Soothouse. Everyone else just laughed at him.
"I’m not a soy boy, I’m a soy man!", said a guy who wore a onesie to a bar.
"Soy boy? I’ve got more man parts than you ever will."
"He’s not a soy boy, he’s a soy boy who’s trying too hard."
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A Boy of Soy
The gooey stuff that comes out of a guy’s junk. It’s like sperm and sugar mixed in a blender by a guy who doesn’t know how to cook.
"You call that a breakfast? I’ve seen my dog eat better.", said a guy who spilled his soy all over the table.
"I didn’t know my soy was leaking out of my pants."
"He looked like he had a soy boy and a milkshake fighting in his pants."
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A Boy of Soy
A soy boy who thinks he’s a bad boy. He eats better food, dates hotter girls, and still thinks he’s the king of the school.
"I’m not a soy boy, I’m a bad boy soy boy. You’re just a normal guy.", said a guy who ordered a salad.
"He dates a cheerleader and still thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread."
"He eats steak and still calls himself a soy boy. What’s next, a soy boy who can dance?"
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A Boy Hang
When a guy is so chill he lets his junk hang out like a free bird. No pants. No shame. Just pure glory.
Bro, I’m gonna let my boys hang at the park. You coming?
I walked into the gym and my guy was hanging out like a king.
I told my mom I was gonna hang out with my friends. She said, ‘Don’t let your junk hang too much.’
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A Boy Hang
When someone calls you a boy or a son, and you take it as a personal insult. You reply with ‘I got your boy hanging,’ which basically means your dick is hanging out, and you’re not afraid to show it.
My uncle called me a boy. I said, ‘I got your boy hanging.’ He laughed for 10 minutes.
My teacher called me a son. I said, ‘I got your boy hanging.’ He gave me detention.
My friend called me a boy. I said, ‘I got your boy hanging.’ He said, ‘You’re a real man.’
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A Boy Hang
When you're hanging with a boy, and you're not sure if he’s trying to flirt or just hanging out with a friend. It's like a game of chicken with your heart.
I was hanging with my boy. He didn’t say anything. I thought he was just being quiet.
We were hanging out. He kept looking at me. I thought he was flirting. He wasn’t.
We hung out for an hour. I thought it was a date. He thought it was a hangout.
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A Box of Matches
Used when a person, place, or thing is so fire it makes your toes curl. It’s like the ultimate flex.
My new shoes? A box of matches.
This pizza is a box of matches.
My dog just stared me down like a box of matches.
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A Box of Matches
A teen who can’t tell his mom from his ex, gets hit in the head with a beachball, and yells, ‘Who did that?’ like he’s in a teen drama.
My cousin got hit with a beachball and yelled ‘Who did that?’
He got hit with a beachball and acted like it was a movie scene.
He got hit with a beachball and didn’t even know who did it.
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A Box of Matches
A teen who can’t tell his mom from his ex, got hit in the head with a beachball, and screamed, ‘Who did that?’ like it was the worst thing ever.
He got hit with a beachball and screamed, ‘Who did that?’
He got hit with a beachball and didn’t even know who it was.
He got hit with a beachball and looked like he had died.
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A Box of Matches
The ultimate tool, like the worst tool ever, with extra douchey accessories, so bad it makes your brain hurt.
That guy is the ultimate tool with douchey accessories.
He has more douchey stuff than a tool box.
He’s the worst tool ever.
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A Box of Matches
When two fat people go at it like they’re in a wrestling match, slapping their saggy tits like it’s a fight.
Those two were slapping their tits like boxers.
They looked like they were in a wrestling match.
They were slapping their saggy tits like it was a competition.
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A Box of Matches
When two guys eat each other’s butts until one loses and gets a black eye from being too gay.
Those two were eating each other’s butts like it was a competition.
They were eating each other’s butts until one lost.
He got a black eye from eating another guy’s butt.
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A Box of Biscuits, A Box of Mixed Biscuits, and a Biscuit Mixer
A tongue-twisting curse from the old theatre days. It's so hard to say, it made Cards Against Humanity add it to their game, and people still can't get it right without laughing or crying.
My teacher made us say it 10 times in a row. I got a headache and a detention.
My brother tried to say it at a party and spilled his drink. It was a disaster.
I said it so fast, I confused the whole class. They thought I was talking nonsense.
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