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When you do something so goddamn amazing it makes everyone else look like crap.

I just ate 12 donuts and ran a marathon.

I single-handedly defeated a dragon with a cheese sandwich.

I got a perfect score on the test and then cried in the hallway.

You do something so awesome it makes your mom proud and your dad cry.

I built a robot out of Legos and it won the science fair.

I skipped school, robbed a bank, and got a pizza for lunch.

I ate an entire pizza in one bite and then won the spelling bee.

When you do something so awesome it makes your teachers yell and your friends faint.

I solved the math problem in 10 seconds and then drew a unicorn.

I got a 100% on the test and then ate my pencil.

I did a backflip in the hallway and got extra credit.

You do something so awesome it makes your pets jealous and your enemies cry.

I trained my dog to do algebra and it passed the test.

I won the video game championship and my enemy cried in the lobby.

I ate all my homework and got a gold star.

When you do something so awesome it makes your brain explode and your soul happy.

I did 100 push-ups, solved a mystery, and won a bet.

I finished my homework in 5 minutes and then sang opera.

I ate a whole cake and got a perfect score on the test.