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A Cunningham
A programmer who takes other people’s work and makes it look like it was their own. They think they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
He copied my code and said it was his own genius.
He took my code and called it 'his masterpiece.'
He stole my code and said I was ‘inspired’ by him.
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A Cunningham
A teacher who has only one eyelash and hates your group more than the other groups.
She gave me a D for no reason and said I was ‘a waste of time.’
She yelled at me and said my group was ‘the worst.’
She stared at me like she was going to cry and said I was ‘ungrateful.’
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A Cunningham
The big thing on Mr. Cunningham’s body from the show Happy Days that he probably used to impress his friends.
He had a big one and said it was his ‘pride.’
He showed it off like it was the best thing ever.
He probably used it to impress his friends every day.
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A Cunningham
When you punch someone in the face when they’re not looking and you’re just being a sore loser.
I punched my friend when he didn’t look at me and said I was ‘a sore loser.’
He was walking by and I hit him for no reason.
I punched him and said, 'You’re just a whiny little b*tch.'
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A Cunt in a Chair
A smelly, loud, and lazy person who sits on a chair and talks about news like they know what they're talking about.
'That cunt in a chair just said the economy is going to hell because of a muffin.'
My cousin watches it every night and still doesn't know what a muffin is.
I tried to watch it once and fell asleep mid-show.
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A Cunt in a Chair
A person who sits on a chair and yells about the news like it's a war and they're the general.
'That cunt in a chair just called the prime minister a donkey.'
I asked my dad what it was about and he said, 'It's just a bunch of cunts yelling.'
My brother turned it off when the host started crying about a muffin.
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A Cunt in a Chair
A person who sits on a chair, eats a muffin, and talks about the news like it's the most important thing in the world.
'That cunt in a chair just said the moon is made of muffins.'
My sister watches it every night and still doesn't know what a muffin is.
I tried to watch it once and got a headache from the noise.
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A Cummings
The messy goo that shoots outta your pecker when you're gettin' frisky
My cousin saw me cum on his math test and cried
I cum so hard I got cum on my mom’s face
Cum like a f***in’ firehose at 3 a. m.
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A Cummings
Cum is cum, and that’s the only f***in’ truth you need
Cum is cum, and I ain’t f***in’ sorry
Cum is cum, and I’m cummin’ hard
Cum is cum, and I just cum on my shoes
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A Cummings
You’re in school, you’re bored, and you looked this up because you’re a f***in’ loser
I looked this up during lunch and got caught
My teacher saw me cum and gave me a D
I cum so hard I woke up the whole class
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A Cummings
That f***in’ salty juice you pour in your tea to make it taste like sh***
I put cum in my tea and it tasted like f***in’ heaven
My grandma puts cum in her tea every day
That salty juice is the reason I’m still alive
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A Cummings
The white goo that comes outta your pecker when you’re gettin’ f***in’ wild
The white goo came outta my pecker and got on my face
I cum so hard I got white goo on my pants
White goo is the best part of being a man
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A Cummings
Why did you look this up? Are you f***in’ stupid or what?
Why did you look this up? You’re a f***in’ idiot
Why did you look this up? I’m cummin’ on your face
Why did you look this up? I’m gonna cum on your phone
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A Cuban Missile Crisis
When a guy lies to his friends saying his cock is huge, but it's actually just a big clit. His friends feel like they're gonna get cocked out.
My bro said he could beat anyone in the shower, but he couldn't even get the showerhead to work.
My cousin said he had a 12-inch meat, but it looked like a tiny cocky chicken.
My dad told me he could beat my uncle's cock, but he just got a bruise on his ego.
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A Cuban Missile Crisis
When you’re about to bang a hot Latina, but then you realize she might have a cock instead of a pussy.
I thought she was a girl, but she had a cock that could beat me in a fight.
I was ready to go, but she pulled out a cock and said, 'You first.'
I took a bite, and it was like eating a cock sandwich.
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A Cuban Missile Crisis
When your cock gets hard at the worst possible time, like during a meeting or in a grocery store.
I got hard during a Zoom call with my boss, and my kids were watching.
I was in the middle of a grocery store and got hard in front of a kid.
I got hard during a meeting and had to leave the room.
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A Cuban Missile Crisis
When two guys try to jack off in a circle jerk, but only two of them show up. They stare each other down like they're gonna kill each other.
My brother and I tried to do a circle jerk, but only two of us showed up.
I tried to do a circle jerk with my neighbor, but he just stared at me.
I tried to do a circle jerk with my cousin, and he just stood there like a cocky chicken.
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A Cuban Missile Crisis
When you smoke a strong cigar and suddenly feel like you're gonna poop your pants.
I smoked a cigar and had to run to the bathroom.
I had a cigar and started pooping in my pants.
I smoked a cigar and had to take a dump in the middle of the street.
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A Cuban Missile Crisis
When you have too much coffee at work and you can't wait to get out of there.
I had three coffees and I had to leave the meeting.
I had too much coffee and I had to go to the bathroom.
I had a meeting and I had to leave because I was too caffeinated.
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