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A Spider Bite
A bunch of holes in your lower lip. Usually two or three. It’s like a spider took a bite out of your mouth.
I got a spider bite and now my lip looks like a f***ing spider’s lunch.
He got a spider bite and now he looks like he was bit by a f***ing spider.
That kid has a spider bite and it looks like a f***ing spider bit him.
A Spider Bite
Two holes on each side of your lip. It’s like a spider bit you on both sides and left a f***ing mess.
She got two holes on each side and looks like a f***ing spider bit her.
He has two holes on both sides and it looks like a f***ing spider bit him.
That guy has two holes on both sides and it looks like a f***ing spider bit him.
A Spider Bite
When a guy bites your skin above your vagina during sex and then f***ing ejaculates on it like it’s a f***ing snack.
He bit me and then f***ing ejaculated on my skin like it was a snack.
That guy bit me and then f***ing shot his load on my skin.
He bit me during sex and then f***ing ejaculated on my skin like it was a snack.
A Spider Bite
Two holes on the side of your lip. Emos wear them like it’s a f***ing fashion statement.
He has two holes on the side of his lip and looks like a f***ing emo.
That girl has two holes on the side of her lip and looks like a f***ing emo.
He got two holes on the side of his lip and now he looks like a f***ing emo.
A Spider Bite
A f***ing synonym for an asshole. Your tight butt looks like it was bit by a f***ing spider.
That guy is an asshole and looks like a f***ing spider bit him.
She’s an asshole and looks like a f***ing spider bit her.
He’s an asshole and looks like a f***ing spider bit him.
A Spider Bite
A way to describe tiny boobs. Like they were bit by a f***ing spider and left with nothing.
Her boobs are tiny and look like a f***ing spider bit them.
He has tiny boobs and looks like a f***ing spider bit him.
Those tiny boobs look like a f***ing spider bit them.
A Spicy Michael
When you blow a loud fart in someone's face while they're sleeping or too busy to notice; girls do it with a sneeze and it's called a "Snappy Cassy."
I woke up to my brother's butt in my mouth. Classic Spicy Michael.
My mom did a Spicy Michael during my Zoom class. I got 20 detentions.
My friend did a Spicy Michael in my lunch. I ate it. It was a disaster.
A Spicy Michael
A brutal fart attack on someone's mouth while they're sleeping or distracted; girls sneeze it in your face and it's called a Snappy Cassy.
My dad did a Spicy Michael on my face during my nap. I woke up screaming.
My sister did a Snappy Cassy in my cereal. I threw up.
My friend did a Spicy Michael in my ear. I think I lost my hearing.
A Spicy Michael
When you let out a huge fart in someone’s mouth without them seeing it coming; girls sneeze it in your face and it’s called a Snappy Cassy.
My teacher did a Spicy Michael in my mouth during a test. I got a zero.
My dog did a Spicy Michael on my face while I was eating. I dropped my sandwich.
My friend did a Snappy Cassy in my drink. It tasted like a dead cow.
A Spicy Michael
A face-to-face flatulent explosion while someone’s not looking; girls use a sneeze and it’s called a Snappy Cassy.
I did a Spicy Michael on my friend’s face. He cried.
My mom did a Snappy Cassy in my soup. I threw it out.
My brother did a Spicy Michael on my math homework. I got a D.
A Spicy Michael
When you drop a big fart in someone’s mouth while they're unaware; girls do it with a sneeze and it’s called a Snappy Cassy.
I did a Spicy Michael on my sister’s face. She ran out of the room.
My dog did a Snappy Cassy on my face. I got a nosebleed.
My friend did a Spicy Michael in my coffee. It was the worst.
A Spicy Michael
A flatulent surprise in someone’s mouth when they least expect it; girls use a sneeze and it’s called a Snappy Cassy.
My dad did a Spicy Michael on my face. I got a nosebleed.
My teacher did a Snappy Cassy in my mouth. I got detention.
My friend did a Spicy Michael on my pizza. I threw it away.
A Spencer
A Spencer is a guy who'll be your best friend if you don't piss him off. But if you do, he'll yell at you like you owe him money. He's cute, he's smart, and he's the kind of guy who'll help you cheat on tests but will laugh at you when you fail.
Spencer: 'I'll help you with that math test, but only if you help me with my crush.'
Spencer: 'Why did you fail? I told you to study!'
Spencer: 'You're my best friend, but I swear I'll beat you up if you keep failing.'
A Spencer
A Spencer is a guy who says 'I love you' but then forgets you exist the next day. He's the kind of guy who'll let you make out for three hours but won't even look at your crush.
Spencer: 'I'm not going to look at your crush, even if she's hot.'
Spencer: 'I love you, but I'm also playing a video game right now.'
Spencer: 'I'll be your best friend forever, but only if you help me with my crush.'
A Spencer
A Spencer is the kind of guy who'll listen to your problems for years, then copy your bet and let you lose everything. He's like a dog who follows you everywhere but still steals your food.
Spencer: 'I'll bet with you, but only if the odds are good.'
Spencer: 'You lost your money? That's your own fault.'
Spencer: 'I'm just like a dog, I follow you, but I still steal your food.'
A Spencer
A Spencer is the kind of guy who turns your sad moments into something cheesy and sweet. He'll make you feel like the best version of yourself, even if he doesn't know what he's doing.
Spencer: 'I know you're sad, but I'll make you feel better.'
Spencer: 'You're my best friend, and I'll always be here for you.'
Spencer: 'Even if I'm not sure what I'm doing, I'll still try to help you.'
A Spencer
A Spencer is a guy who says 'No Homo' like it's the best thing he's ever said. He's the kind of guy who'll laugh at you when you're being gay, but still hangs out with you anyway.
Spencer: 'No Homo! That's the best thing I've ever said.'
Spencer: 'You're being gay, but I still like you.'
Spencer: 'I'll laugh at you, but I'll still be your friend.'
A Spicy Elton
When someone gets their hand deep inside you and then gives it a violent shake like you’re a soda can and they’re trying to pop it
My man just did a spicy Elton and I felt like I was about to explode.
She said it was the spiciest Elton she ever had and I believe her because I saw her face.
He did a spicy Elton so hard I thought my insides were gonna come out.
A Spicy Elton
Getting your fist jammed up your butt and then getting it shaken like you’re a bag of chips and they’re trying to break it
He did a spicy Elton so fast I didn’t even have time to yell.
She said it was like a spicy Elton and a surprise party combined.
I did a spicy Elton and my whole body felt like it was on fire.
A Spicy Elton
When someone shoves their fist in you and then shakes it like they’re trying to get a fish out of a barrel
He did a spicy Elton and I swear I heard my bones creak.
She said it was the spiciest Elton ever and I believe her because I saw her scream.
I did a spicy Elton and now I feel like I’ve been run over by a truck.
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