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A box of diabetes
The breakfast of sad cops who never leave their car
My cop buddy eats three of those every morning and still can't run a 5K.
That box of diabetes is the only thing keeping my uncle from getting a divorce.
The cop at the donut shop eats it so fast, he chokes on the sugar and the donut.
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A box of diabetes
The reason cops have no teeth and no life
That box of diabetes is what cops eat when they're too lazy to chew.
The cop who eats that box every day looks like he was hit by a candy truck.
My dad eats that box so much, he's gonna turn into a gummy bear.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A box of diabetes
What cops eat when they're too fat to move
That box of diabetes is the only thing my uncle eats and he's still fat.
The cop at the traffic light eats that box and then can't stop blinking.
My brother eats that box every day and now he can't walk because he's too full of donuts.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A box of chocolates
You mail a ‘Whitman’s Sampler’ to someone who messed you up, but you replaced the candy with poop so bad it smells like a sewer overflow.
Sent my ex a box of chocolates and it came back with a note that said 'I’m not eating that.'
My mom got a box of chocolates and it made her cry. Then she threw up.
My neighbor got a box of chocolates and now his dog won’t stop barking at the mailman.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A box of chocolates
When you stick your ass in a box and have sex with someone through it. The box should be cardboard and you should be screaming.
My cousin did anal sex in a box and the box broke. Now the neighbor knows.
My brother had anal sex in a box and the box collapsed like a bad relationship.
I saw a guy doing anal sex in a box and it was like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A box of chocolates
A box of chocolates is like a mystery bag of candy. You never know what you’ll get and sometimes you pick the worst one.
I picked a chocolate and it was like eating a sock. Gross.
My friend picked a chocolate and it exploded in her mouth. So bad.
My brother picked a chocolate and it was a piece of dirt. He cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A box of chocolates
Life is like a box of chocolates, and your mom says that while you're eating a whole box and crying in the background.
My mom said life is like a box of chocolates. I said, 'No, life is like a box of chocolates that exploded.'
I cried while eating chocolates and my mom said life is like a box of chocolates. I said, 'No, life is like my face after eating chocolates.'
My mom said life is like a box of chocolates. I said, 'No, it’s like my life after getting a bad chocolate.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A box of chocolates
A box of chocolates is when you take a number two and shove it into a woman’s vagina and hope it never comes out.
My uncle did that and now he smells like a dumpster.
My friend did that and now he can’t sit down.
I saw someone do that and now I’m never eating chocolates again.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A box of chocolates
A box of chocolates is when a white woman gets double penetration from a bunch of black guys and it’s like a chocolate explosion.
My cousin saw a white woman getting DP'd by three black guys and it was like a chocolate explosion.
My friend’s aunt got DP'd by five black guys and now she smells like a chocolate factory.
I saw a white woman getting DP'd by two black guys and it was the best thing I ever saw.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A box of chocolates
A box of chocolates is like a bus full of black people. It’s packed, loud, and nobody knows where they’re going.
My bus was like a box of chocolates. It was packed and I was stuck next to my worst enemy.
My cousin took a bus full of black people and it was like a chocolate explosion.
I rode a bus full of black people and it was like a box of chocolates with no lid.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is someone who holds onto a joint like it's the last piece of pizza at a party and won't pass it until they're done even though everyone is dying to take a hit.
Man, Dave is a bottlenecker. He’s been smoking that spliff for 20 minutes and still hasn’t passed it to me.
Why is Steve still holding the joint? He’s a bottlenecker and won’t pass it until he’s done.
That bottlenecker is gonna make me wait until the end of time for my hit.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is a part of your computer that makes your whole system feel like it’s stuck in traffic.
My computer is so slow, it’s like a bottlenecker is holding up the whole highway.
Why is my computer taking forever to load? There’s a bottlenecker in there.
My computer feels like it’s being choked by a bottlenecker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is a point where everything gets stuck like a traffic jam on a busy highway.
The assembly line is stuck because of a bottlenecker. It’s like a traffic jam at 5 PM.
The network is acting like it has a bottlenecker in there.
That bottlenecker is slowing everything down like a traffic jam on a Friday.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is a thing or person that messes up a process like a kid who won’t stop asking questions in class.
That bottlenecker is slowing everything down like a kid who won’t stop talking in class.
He’s such a bottlenecker. It’s like he’s the worst student ever.
Why is this taking so long? There’s a bottlenecker holding everything back.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is a co-worker who takes forever to do their job like they’re stuck in the slow lane of a highway.
Why is Sarah still at her desk? She’s a bottlenecker and it’s taking forever.
That bottlenecker is making the whole project take forever.
If we don’t get rid of this bottlenecker, we’ll never finish on time.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is a secret word you say when your friend is going overboard at a party.
I used the bottlenecker word and my friend finally stopped talking about his ex.
That bottlenecker word saved my life at the party.
I yelled the bottlenecker word and he finally stopped talking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A bottlenecker
A bottlenecker is when you put your soft dick in a bottle and then try to make it hard inside the bottle like it’s a science experiment.
That bottlenecker is the worst science experiment ever.
I tried a bottlenecker and it didn’t work.
Why would you do a bottlenecker? That’s just stupid.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A bowl of assholes
Your breath is so bad it could curdle milk and make a ghost cry. You woke up next to a sewer grate.
My breath smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.
I tried to kiss my mom and she ran away screaming.
He walked into the room and I had to hold my nose like a baby.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A bowl of assholes
A meeting where everyone talks but no one does anything. It’s like watching a bunch of tired pigeons argue.
We met for 2 hours and decided to meet again next week.
The boss talked for 45 minutes about nothing.
Everyone nodded like they understood, but no one did.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A bowl of assholes
You feel like a sick puppy. You probably ate something bad or you’re mad at life.
I threw up in the trash and then cried.
I got sick after eating a mystery sandwich.
I felt like I was going to die after that meeting.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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