A bowl of assholes

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Your breath is so bad it could curdle milk and make a ghost cry. You woke up next to a sewer grate.

My breath smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.

I tried to kiss my mom and she ran away screaming.

He walked into the room and I had to hold my nose like a baby.

A meeting where everyone talks but no one does anything. It’s like watching a bunch of tired pigeons argue.

We met for 2 hours and decided to meet again next week.

The boss talked for 45 minutes about nothing.

Everyone nodded like they understood, but no one did.

You feel like a sick puppy. You probably ate something bad or you’re mad at life.

I threw up in the trash and then cried.

I got sick after eating a mystery sandwich.

I felt like I was going to die after that meeting.