A Spicy Elton
When someone shoves their fist in you and then shakes it like they’re trying to get a fish out of a barrel
He did a spicy Elton and I swear I heard my bones creak.
She said it was the spiciest Elton ever and I believe her because I saw her scream.
I did a spicy Elton and now I feel like I’ve been run over by a truck.
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