A Cuban Missile Crisis

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When a guy lies to his friends saying his cock is huge, but it's actually just a big clit. His friends feel like they're gonna get cocked out.

My bro said he could beat anyone in the shower, but he couldn't even get the showerhead to work.

My cousin said he had a 12-inch meat, but it looked like a tiny cocky chicken.

My dad told me he could beat my uncle's cock, but he just got a bruise on his ego.

When you’re about to bang a hot Latina, but then you realize she might have a cock instead of a pussy.

I thought she was a girl, but she had a cock that could beat me in a fight.

I was ready to go, but she pulled out a cock and said, 'You first.'

I took a bite, and it was like eating a cock sandwich.

When your cock gets hard at the worst possible time, like during a meeting or in a grocery store.

I got hard during a Zoom call with my boss, and my kids were watching.

I was in the middle of a grocery store and got hard in front of a kid.

I got hard during a meeting and had to leave the room.

When two guys try to jack off in a circle jerk, but only two of them show up. They stare each other down like they're gonna kill each other.

My brother and I tried to do a circle jerk, but only two of us showed up.

I tried to do a circle jerk with my neighbor, but he just stared at me.

I tried to do a circle jerk with my cousin, and he just stood there like a cocky chicken.

When you smoke a strong cigar and suddenly feel like you're gonna poop your pants.

I smoked a cigar and had to run to the bathroom.

I had a cigar and started pooping in my pants.

I smoked a cigar and had to take a dump in the middle of the street.

When you have too much coffee at work and you can't wait to get out of there.

I had three coffees and I had to leave the meeting.

I had too much coffee and I had to go to the bathroom.

I had a meeting and I had to leave because I was too caffeinated.

1) When Elian Gonzalez’s family ran out of stuff to throw at the cops. 2) When JFK barely avoided getting eaten by a monster from another dimension.

Elian Gonzalez's family had nothing left to throw at the cops.

JFK almost got eaten by a monster from another dimension.

Elian Gonzalez's family had no more stuff to throw at the cops.