A Cuban Missile Crisis - When you’re about to bang a hot Latina, but then you realize

When you’re about to bang a hot Latina, but then you realize she might have a cock instead of a pussy.

I thought she was a girl, but she had a cock that could beat me in a fight.

I was ready to go, but she pulled out a cock and said, 'You first.'

I took a bite, and it was like eating a cock sandwich.