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Babaphobia
When you’re so over being called ‘babe’ or ‘baby’ you just want to scream and eat pizza.
He called me ‘babe’ every day. I screamed into my pillow.
She called me ‘baby’ when I was busy. I wanted to throw pizza at her.
He said ‘babe’ so much I forgot my own name.
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Babaous
A babaous is a girl who acts like a boy but gets called out for it. She’s a dork, gets bad grades, and no one wants to hang out with her.
@Babaous Why you wearing pants? You a boy?
My friend thinks I'm a boy. I'm not even in the boy club.
She tried to join the math club. They laughed at her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babaous
A babaous is a girl who tries to be cool but ends up being the most awkward person in the room. She’s dumb and no one likes her.
She tried to flirt with the popular guy. He walked away.
She wore a hat to school. Everyone thought she was insane.
She said 'math is easy.' Everyone laughed at her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babaous
A babaous is a girl who thinks she’s tough but is just a total dweeb. She’s the class clown but no one finds her funny.
She tried to be the class clown but just made everyone cringe.
She called the teacher a 'dweeb.' The teacher called her a 'dweeb.'
She tried to be cool by eating a whole sandwich in class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babaous
A babaous is a girl who tries too hard to be a boy but ends up being the most embarrassing person in the school. She’s a total dork and no one respects her.
She tried to be a boy by wearing a shirt inside out. Everyone laughed.
She said she was going to be a boy when she grew up. She’s 12.
She tried to be tough by eating a whole pizza. She got sick.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babaous
A babaous is a girl who’s so confused she thinks she’s a boy. She’s a total dork and no one wants to be her friend.
She said she was a boy because she didn’t like pink.
She tried to join the football team. They said no.
She told her crush she was a boy. He laughed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babaous
A babaous is a girl who acts like a boy but is just a total dork. She’s dumb, gets bad grades, and no one likes her.
She tried to be tough by fighting a boy. She lost.
She got a D in math. No one was surprised.
She said she was going to be a boy. She’s still a girl.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babaouette
A fuzzy cotton disk you slap against your face like it owes you money after you chug that Pfizer sludge.
I rubbed that Babaouette like it was the last cotton ball on Earth and I was the last human.
That Pfizer hit me like a truck, so I used the Babaouette like it was a personal loan.
I had to use the Babaouette three times because my face looked like it had been through a war.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babaouette
A round piece of cotton you use to wipe your face after you basically drink Pfizer and hope for mercy.
I took a swig of Pfizer, and my face was a disaster. That Babaouette saved me.
I used the Babaouette like it was a lifeline after my Pfizer hit me like a brick.
That Babaouette was my only friend after I drank that Pfizer like it was a curse.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babaouette
A cotton disk you use to rub your face when you feel like you're dying from Pfizer.
I felt like I was going to die after that Pfizer, so I used the Babaouette like it was a last resort.
The Babaouette was my only hope after that Pfizer hit me like a boss.
I used the Babaouette like it was a magic wand after I took that Pfizer like it was a punishment.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babaoey
Has a face like a knife and a mouth like a trash can. Babaoey spits out facts so fast it feels like he’s roasting you with a flamethrower.
Babaoey just said my idea was worse than a broken toaster.
He called my plan 'the worst idea since socks were invented.'
He said my joke was so bad it made the internet cry.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babaoey
Babaoey’s jaw is so sharp it could cut through steel. He throws facts at you like they’re grenades.
He said my essay was 'the worst thing I’ve ever read, even worse than my ex’s hair.'
He compared my math skills to a blind squirrel in the dark.
He said my speech was 'so bad it made the silence talk.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babaoey
Babaoey has a jaw that could chew through concrete. He drops facts on you like they’re insults from the devil.
He said my project was 'so bad it should be in a museum of failures.'
He told me my presentation was 'worse than my mom’s cooking on a bad day.'
He said my joke was 'so weak it made the floor creak.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babany
Babani is when you're too lazy to care, too high to think, and too happy to bother with anything that isn't a snack or a laugh. BBN means you're officially a mess.
'I skipped work today because I had a Babani moment and my coffee was too good to ignore.'
'My boss called me a Babani because I laughed at his bad joke and didn't even pretend to care.'
'I’m having a Babani day, I don’t even care if my pants are on backwards.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babany
Babani is like your company is your kid, you spoil it, you yell at it, and you’re proud of it even when it fails at basic stuff like making money.
'My company is my baby, and I gave it a raise even though it forgot to send me an email.'
'I called my startup my baby, and it’s been crying ever since I told it I’m not funding its drama.'
'My Babani is my company, it’s a mess, but I still love it when it flails.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babanuts
When someone is being an idiot for no good reason and it’s annoying as hell
Why did you spill your drink on the floor? You’re a babanut!
He forgot his own name in the middle of the conversation. Classic babanut moment.
She said she’d be there in five minutes, then showed up two hours later. Total babanut.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babanuts
When someone is so clueless they think the sky is green and it’s not even lunchtime yet
He thought the fire alarm was just a prank. Babanut behavior at its finest.
She tried to text me with her feet. I don’t even know what that means.
He asked if the moon was a pizza. I told him no, but he still believed it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babanuts
When someone is so dumb they think their brain is made of cheese and it’s Tuesday
He tried to eat a whole cake for breakfast. Babanut logic.
She said the sun was going to fall out of the sky if we didn’t save it. I just sighed.
He tried to talk to a wall. The wall didn’t respond. He still thinks it’s a conspiracy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babanuts
When someone is so brain-dead they think the TV is talking to them and it’s not even on
He started arguing with the fridge because it was too loud. Babanut energy.
She said the clouds were fighting. I told her to go back to sleep.
He tried to wrestle his shadow. It won. He still thinks he’s a hero.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Babanuts
When someone is so dumb they think a chicken is a vegetable and they still have all their teeth
He said the chicken was a vegetable because it was on the plate. I gave up.
She tried to make a salad with a chicken. It didn’t work. She still thinks it’s a genius move.
He tried to wear the chicken like a hat. It ran away. He thinks it’s a prank.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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