Babany
Babani is like your company is your kid, you spoil it, you yell at it, and you’re proud of it even when it fails at basic stuff like making money.
'My company is my baby, and I gave it a raise even though it forgot to send me an email.'
'I called my startup my baby, and it’s been crying ever since I told it I’m not funding its drama.'
'My Babani is my company, it’s a mess, but I still love it when it flails.'