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B Cole
The man who makes people stop talking just by walking in
B Cole walked in and the whole room went silent like someone hit pause
That B Cole guy came in and my friend’s phone dropped dead
B Cole walked in and the bar went quiet like someone told it to shut up
B Clifton 297
To be so clueless you think you're still a virgin.
Bro still thinks he's a virgin after the prom. Classic B Clifton 297.
She said she never had sex. I said, 'You’re lying, I saw you with the pizza guy.'
He got a girlfriend and still thinks he's a virgin. What even is life?
B Clifton 297
To be a virgin and act like it's a badge of honor.
He's a virgin and proud of it. Like it's a trophy.
She told her friends she never had sex. They believed her. She's a legend.
He turned down a date because he thought he was still a virgin. What's wrong with him?
B Clifton 297
To be a virgin and not even realize it.
He had sex with three girls and still thinks he's a virgin. What is this? A dream?
She had a boyfriend for a year and still thinks she's a virgin. What even is love?
He got married and still thought he was a virgin. That's not normal.
B Clifton 297
To be a virgin and never gonna be anything else.
He's 25 and still a virgin. He's never gonna be anything else.
She's 21 and still a virgin. What's the point?
He's been dating for years and still a virgin. He's like a statue.
B Clifton 297
To be a virgin and not even try to stop being one.
He turned down a date because he thought he was still a virgin. What's even the point?
She got a new boyfriend and still didn't have sex. What's wrong with her?
He had a girlfriend and still didn't have sex. What is life?
B Clifford
A hot mess who thinks she's a train wreck but I still marry her anyway
I’m still with her even though she’s a disaster in a skirt
She’s a walking catastrophe but I can’t leave her
I married her when she was a hot mess and she’s still a hot mess
B Clifford
A diva who thinks she's perfect but she's actually a disaster and I still love her
She acts like a queen but she’s just a disaster in a dress
She thinks she’s flawless but I know she’s a mess
I still love her even though she’s a disaster
B Clifford
A walking disaster who I still love even though she hates herself
She’s a mess but I still take her out
She thinks she’s a train wreck but I still date her
She hates herself but I still adore her
B Class
The class that almost gave you an A but then you failed it so bad you ended up with a B. Now your GPA is a sad 3.8 and you hate this class more than your ex and your mom’s cooking.
I got a B in math and now I’m stuck with a 3.8. I want to die.
This class is the reason I failed my 4.0 dream. I hate it more than my ex.
I almost had an A, then I failed. Now I have a B and a broken heart.
B Class
A backstabbing, flirt-happy, two-faced slag who can’t hold a boyfriend for five minutes. She flirts with every guy in the school and will spill your secrets faster than you can say 'I love you.'
She told my crush I liked him. Now I’m stuck with a B and a broken heart.
That slag told my secret to the whole school. I want to punch her.
She flirts with everyone and still manages to backstab me. I hate her.
B Class
A pooper who makes such loud farts and poops that you can hear them from the hallway. They are annoying as hell but have a few friends who still put up with them.
I heard that pooper from outside the bathroom. It was louder than my mom’s yelling.
That class B pooper poops so loud it’s like a concert in there.
I can’t stand that pooper. Their farts are louder than my brother’s arguments.
B Class
A cigarette made from old butts, a used filter, and a paper. It’s like smoking trash and you know it.
I rolled a cigarette out of old butts and it tasted like my mom’s cooking.
That cigarette was made of trash. I almost threw it up.
I smoked that cigarette and it felt like I was breathing dirt.
B Class
A pile of mulch wrapped in a paper towel. It looks like something a dog would eat and throw up.
I ate that mulch wrapped in a paper towel and it tasted like dirt.
That mulch looked like something my dog would eat. I didn’t touch it.
I saw that mulch and thought it was a sandwich. I was wrong.
B Chick
a B Chick is the kind of person who shows up when no one else will. they're like a broken toaster, it still works, but you're not proud of it.
my cousin showed up to the party and no one asked who she was
the only person who came to my birthday was my neighbor's dog
i had to eat the last slice of pizza and it was cold
B Chick
a B Chick is the person you end up with when you're too lazy to pick someone better. like that one sock that never matches.
i dated my best friend’s sister because i was too tired to ask someone else
my mom got me a girlfriend because she thought i was too stupid to find one
i married my cousin because the other guy said he was too busy with his ex
B Chick
a B Chick is like a free meal at a diner, it’s okay, but you know you could’ve had something better.
i took the job because it paid cash and i was broke
i stayed with my uncle because i had nowhere else to go
i accepted the friendship because i didn’t want to be alone
B Chick
a B Chick is the person who shows up when you’re stuck. like a bad haircut, it’s not the end of the world, but it’s not great either.
i had to go out with my brother’s friend because no one else wanted to come
i took the extra shift because i was too tired to say no
i stayed with my grandma because i had no place else to go
B Chick
a B Chick is the person who you end up with when you're too tired to pick someone else. like that one shirt that you wear every day because it doesn’t hurt.
i had to date my brother because no one else wanted to
i took the job because it was the only one i could get
i stayed with my uncle because i didn’t want to be alone
B Chick
a B Chick is like that one kid in class who’s not bad, but you don’t want your friends to know you hang out with them.
my friend’s sister came to the party and no one asked who she was
i had to go to the same school as my cousin because i didn’t want to move
my neighbor’s kid showed up and no one said anything
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