B Class

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The class that almost gave you an A but then you failed it so bad you ended up with a B. Now your GPA is a sad 3.8 and you hate this class more than your ex and your mom’s cooking.
I got a B in math and now I’m stuck with a 3.8. I want to die.
This class is the reason I failed my 4.0 dream. I hate it more than my ex.
I almost had an A, then I failed. Now I have a B and a broken heart.
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A backstabbing, flirt-happy, two-faced slag who can’t hold a boyfriend for five minutes. She flirts with every guy in the school and will spill your secrets faster than you can say 'I love you.'
She told my crush I liked him. Now I’m stuck with a B and a broken heart.
That slag told my secret to the whole school. I want to punch her.
She flirts with everyone and still manages to backstab me. I hate her.
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A pooper who makes such loud farts and poops that you can hear them from the hallway. They are annoying as hell but have a few friends who still put up with them.
I heard that pooper from outside the bathroom. It was louder than my mom’s yelling.
That class B pooper poops so loud it’s like a concert in there.
I can’t stand that pooper. Their farts are louder than my brother’s arguments.
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A cigarette made from old butts, a used filter, and a paper. It’s like smoking trash and you know it.
I rolled a cigarette out of old butts and it tasted like my mom’s cooking.
That cigarette was made of trash. I almost threw it up.
I smoked that cigarette and it felt like I was breathing dirt.
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A pile of mulch wrapped in a paper towel. It looks like something a dog would eat and throw up.
I ate that mulch wrapped in a paper towel and it tasted like dirt.
That mulch looked like something my dog would eat. I didn’t touch it.
I saw that mulch and thought it was a sandwich. I was wrong.
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