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A moshe

A moshe is a proud, smug, Jewish guy who thinks he’s the chosen one and acts like it.

'He walked into the room like he just got off a divine mission.'

'He thinks he's the smartest guy in the room and acts like everyone else is just a side note.'

'He's got that look like he just got a promotion from god himself.'

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A moshe

A moshe is a guy who’s always rolling in the good stuff and never misses a beat.

'He just dropped a hundred on the bar and didn’t even blink.'

'That guy walks in and the whole room knows he’s got the money and the moves.'

'He’s got the life, the money, and the looks to back it all up.'

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A moshe

To mosh is to get in a pit and go crazy like you’ve been waiting your whole life for this moment.

'He jumped into the pit and started throwing people around like they were nothing.'

'She got pushed to the floor and just laughed like it was the best thing ever.'

'They all started jumping and screaming like it was the end of the world.'

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A moshe

A mosh pit is where people get wild, get trampled, and still keep coming back for more.

'He got knocked down and just laughed like it was the best thing ever.'

'They trampled him and he still came back for round two.'

'She was half-dead from the crowd and still managed to get up and fight.'

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A moshe

A mosh pit is the best part of any show, where you lose your mind and get taken out by the crowd.

'He got pushed into the crowd and never came back out.'

'She got trampled and still managed to scream the whole way.'

'They all started jumping and screaming like it was the end of the world.'

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A morning weasley

A morning weasley is when a red-head grabs you like a love-sick puppy and gets a hard-on from the hug.

My uncle hugged me and I could see his pants were about to explode.

My neighbor came out of his house and gave me a hug that made me laugh and blush.

My cousin squeezed me so tight I thought I was going to get a nosebleed and a boner.

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A morning weasley

A morning weasley is when a Ranga gets a full-blown erection just from a hug at sunrise.

I got a hug from my dad and my face turned red from laughing and embarrassment.

My friend gave me a hug and I could feel his heart racing like mine.

My brother hugged me and I saw his pants get tighter than a noose.

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A morning weasley

A morning weasley is when a red-head grabs you and gets a hard-on from the morning hug like it's a miracle.

My dad hugged me and I swear I heard his pants creak like a old door.

My cousin gave me a hug so tight I got a nosebleed and a boner.

My uncle came out of the house and squeezed me like he was trying to make me disappear.

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A moody mark

a person who is always angry and grumpy because they have kids, especially the youngest one who thinks they are the boss of the world

My kid just threw a tantrum because I wouldn’t let them have cereal for dinner. I’m a moody mark.

I’m so tired of my toddler screaming at me like I owe them money.

My kid’s attitude is worse than my ex’s. I’m a moody mark.

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A moody mark

someone who is constantly mad because they have kids, especially when the youngest one acts like they’re the king of the castle

My kid just kicked the dog. I’m a moody mark.

I had to repeat the same story for the 10th time. I’m a moody mark.

My kid won’t stop crying. I’m a moody mark.

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A moody mark

a person who is always in a bad mood because they have kids, especially the one who thinks they’re the most important person on Earth

I just got yelled at by my kid. I’m a moody mark.

My kid won’t stop drawing on the walls. I’m a moody mark.

I’ve had it with my kid’s attitude. I’m a moody mark.

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A moody mark

a person who is always grumpy because they have kids, especially the one who thinks they’re the most annoying kid ever

My kid just ruined my dinner. I’m a moody mark.

I’ve been yelled at three times today. I’m a moody mark.

My kid won’t stop asking for snacks. I’m a moody mark.

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A moody mark

someone who is always annoyed because they have kids, especially the one who thinks they’re the most dramatic kid in the world

My kid just cried because they didn’t get their way. I’m a moody mark.

I had to repeat the same song for the 20th time. I’m a moody mark.

My kid just screamed at me like I was their enemy. I’m a moody mark.

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A moody mark

a person who is always fed up because they have kids, especially the one who thinks they’re the most important kid in the whole universe

My kid just kicked the cat. I’m a moody mark.

I had to listen to the same story for the 100th time. I’m a moody mark.

My kid won’t stop asking for ice cream. I’m a moody mark.

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A morning Bro

a man who drinks coffee like it's his job and makes complex stuff sound like it's stupid.

Bro: 'The economy is just a fancy word for my bank account.'

Bro: 'Quantum physics? That's just when your coffee gets cold and you're still confused.'

Bro: 'Life's too short for long explanations. I'm drinking coffee, and I'm winning.'

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A morning Bro

a guy who thinks coffee is the only thing that matters and laughs at your problems like they're jokes.

Bro: 'You're worried about a broken printer? I'm worried about my coffee not being hot enough.'

Bro: 'You have a problem? I have a coffee. You're doomed.'

Bro: 'Your life is complicated? I'm complicated. But I also have coffee.'

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A morning Bro

the type of man who would fight you for the last coffee bean and explain why it's the best one.

Bro: 'That coffee bean is a warrior. You don't deserve it.'

Bro: 'You took the last one? I'll fight you for it. And I'll win.'

Bro: 'This bean is like a king. You're just a peasant who stole his crown.'

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A morgz

the stupid thing in the printer that copies stuff, like a brain-dead robot

Why is the copier still working? It's just a stupid morgz!

I tried to print 10 pages, and the morgz broke my printer.

The morgz is the reason my printer is crying.

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A morgz

a tiny, annoying blob that grows everywhere and hates your life

That cancer cell is just a morgz in disguise.

My body is full of morgz and I can't take it anymore.

The morgz is multiplying and I'm going to die.

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A morgz

a British loser who does fake challenges and yells like a dying goat

Morgz did a $10,000 challenge and it was just a fake video.

He yelled for 10 minutes and I want to die.

He forces his mom to make thumbnails and it’s the worst.

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