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A Richard Picture
A Richard Picture is when a guy acts like a smooth operator, then takes out his cock like it's a sword, snaps a photo of it, sends it to his lady, and then they both get naked and go to war.
He sent me a photo of his meat and said it was 'a gift from the gods.'
He took a photo of his weenie and called it 'the beginning of a beautiful relationship.'
He sent me a picture of his cock and said it was 'a symbol of love.'
A Rhys and James
A couple so perfect they could make a baby with a f***ing toaster. They’re like love on steroids and J+R day is the best excuse to f*** around on October 23rd.
I’m with my Rhys and James. We’ve been f***ing since 2012. Still like it.
My sister and her boyfriend are a Rhys and James. They text each other 20 times a day.
My mom and dad are a Rhys and James. They’ve been married 40 years and still fight about whose turn it is to do the dishes.
A Rhys and James
When two people are so in love they could f*** the moon and still want more. J+R day is the only day that matters in October.
My girlfriend and I are a Rhys and James. We’ve been together since middle school. Still can’t stop f***ing.
My cousin and his girlfriend are a Rhys and James. They live together and still fight about who eats the last pizza slice.
My dog and cat are a Rhys and James. They still f*** on the couch even though the dog eats the cat’s food.
A Rhys and James
A couple so f***ing hot they make the sun blush. J+R day is the best day of the year for people who like to f*** around.
My brother and his girlfriend are a Rhys and James. They’ve been together for 10 years and still look like they just met.
My friends are a Rhys and James. They text each other at 2 a. m. about breakfast food.
My neighbor and his wife are a Rhys and James. They’ve been married 30 years and still f*** in the garden.
A Rhys Joke
a joke so bad it makes you want to punch the person who told it in the face
My uncle told a Rhys joke about pizza and toilets. I cried.
She laughed at a Rhys joke. I don’t know why.
He told a Rhys joke during lunch. The whole class left.
A Rhys Joke
a joke so weak it sounds like it was written by a tired dog
He told a Rhys joke. My dog walked out.
I told a Rhys joke. My mom threw a pillow at me.
She tried to laugh at a Rhys joke. It was sad.
A Rhys Joke
a joke that is so bad it makes you question your life choices
I heard a Rhys joke. I started doubting my whole life.
He told a Rhys joke. I almost quit my job.
She told a Rhys joke. I went to therapy.
A Rhona and Jordan
The most annoying couple in the world. They think they're perfect and everyone else is trash.
Rhona just walked into the room and Jordan started fawning over her like she was a goddess.
They broke up for 10 minutes and then got back together because they couldn’t handle being apart.
Jordan sent Rhona a DM that said, 'You’re the best, and I’m the best, and we’re the best together.'
A Rhona and Jordan
The two most overrated people on Earth. They think they’re hot stuff and everyone else is just average.
Rhona posted a selfie and 500 people liked it, but 499 of them were Jordan.
Jordan texted Rhona, 'I miss you, my beautiful queen.' She replied, 'You’re just my peasant.'
They fight like cats and dogs but still end up together because they’re too stubborn to leave.
A Rhona and Jordan
The most ridiculous love story ever. They’re like two kids who think they’re in a movie.
Rhona and Jordan are always making out in public like no one’s watching.
Jordan posted a video of them dancing and said, 'This is how we do it.' No one believed him.
They sent each other 100 messages in one day just to talk about lunch.
A Rhianna
When you do something so bad it makes your mom cry and your dad throw a chair
I failed my math test and my dog died
I ate all my mom's cookies and then I fell down the stairs
I told my teacher my dog pooped on her desk
A Rhianna
When you punch a girl who's been looking through your phone like she's trying to find out your deepest, dirtiest secrets
She was reading my texts and I saw her and I punched her
She was checking my phone and I had to hit her
I caught her looking through my phone and I gave her a face full of fist
A Rhianna
Your best friend who's smart, kind, and will slap you if you mess up. She's also the one who will cry with you when you're sad and laugh with you when you're happy
Rhianna cried with me when my dog died
She laughed with me when I told my teacher my dog pooped on her desk
She slapped me when I failed my math test
A Rhianna
The girl who's hot, sassy, and will tell you exactly what she thinks. She's not afraid to say it loud and proud
She told me my hair was ugly and I believed her
She said I was the worst and I still liked her
She said I was a mess and I laughed at her
A Rhianna
The most beautiful girl in the world who doesn't even know she's beautiful. She's also super loyal and will be there for you no matter what
She didn't know she was beautiful and I told her
She was super loyal when I failed my math test
She was the bestest mate when my dog died
A Rhianna
The girl who's super outgoing, loves sports, and gets all the boys. She's also super kind and will be there for you no matter what
She got all the boys and I was jealous
She was super kind when I failed my math test
She was outgoing when she got all the boys
A Rhianna
A tiny, funny girl who starts parties and can be your best friend or your worst enemy. She's also kind and helpful, but she can be annoying too
She started a party and I joined
She was my best friend and then she was my worst enemy
She was kind and helpful but she was also annoying
A Rhett
A Rhett is a sneaky, ugly, mouthy piece of trash who only talks nonsense and hides his gayness like it's a sin.
"You’re a Rhett," he said, like I’d ever be cool enough to be him.
He called me a Rhett in front of my mom and my crush.
He said I was a Rhett because I failed math again.
A Rhett
A Rhett is the guy who looks like a god, smells like a god, and has a dick so big it’s a miracle.
He walked into the room and I forgot my name.
He asked me out and I said yes, even though I didn’t know how to text.
He gave me a wink and I cried like a baby.
A Rhett
A Rhett is a muscle-bound, brainless meathead who’s been reborn thousands of times to take over the world with his dumbass charm.
He told me he’s been around since the dinosaurs and I believed him.
He said he’s going to take over the world with 80085 women and I laughed in his face.
He told me he’s the 69,420th Rhett and I said, ‘You’re the dumbest one yet.’
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