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A box
When you shove your fist into someone's snatch on Boxing Day because you're too drunk to care.
My uncle did this to my aunt and now she hates Christmas.
He tried to do it on my mom and got kicked out of the house.
They did it in the grocery store and got arrested.
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A box
The idea that no matter how old, ugly, or weird someone is, if they've got a snatch, you're going to try to bang them.
He tried to bang my grandma and she gave him a wedgie.
My friend tried to bang a man and got confused.
I tried to bang my teacher and got detention.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box
When a skit is so bad it makes you laugh until you cry.
That skit was the worst thing I've ever seen.
I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
I told my friend and he died laughing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box
When a guy tries to slap his boner on a girl's snatch and it goes sideways.
He slapped her snatch and it was like a warzone.
She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He tried to slap it and got a black eye.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box
When you're stuck in a small space with a bunch of people and you can't escape.
I got stuck in a closet with my brother and his friends.
We were trapped in a car with five other people.
They surrounded me in the hallway and I had to fight them.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box
When you punch someone in the face or wear gloves and punch them in a ring.
He punched my dad in the face and got kicked out.
I wore gloves and punched my brother until he cried.
They fought in the ring and one got knocked out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box
A box is a bottle of wine and also a girl's snatch.
I drank the whole box of wine and passed out.
She called me a box and I got mad.
He said my snatch was a box and I slapped him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box of hair
A person who’s so dumb they could be mistaken for a box of hair. They don’t know what they’re doing, and they don’t care.
My cousin tried to fix the Wi-Fi by yelling at it. He’s a box of hair.
The guy at the bar said he’s a genius because he can count to 10. He’s a box of hair.
My dog knows more than my brother. He’s a box of hair.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box of hair
When someone is so brainless that they could be compared to a box of hair, which is just a bunch of strands and zero smarts.
My mom thinks the moon is made of cheese. She’s a box of hair.
My teacher said I failed because I wrote ‘potato’ instead of ‘potato’. She’s a box of hair.
My dad thinks a toaster is a computer. He’s a box of hair.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box of hair
The worst kind of person or thing, so useless and brainless that they might as well be a box of hair.
My math test was so bad, I think it tried to kill me. It’s a box of hair.
That idea is so dumb, it should be banned. It’s a box of hair.
My ex cheated on me with my brother. That’s a box of hair.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box of hair
Like being dumb as a box of rocks, but for drunks who have no shame and sleep with anyone at a party.
My friend got drunk and slept with three guys. She’s a box of hair.
That girl at the bar slept with the bartender and the DJ. She’s a box of hair.
My cousin slept with my uncle’s best friend. He’s a box of hair.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box of hair
So crazy and messed up that no one can explain it. It’s like a box of hair did it.
My dog ran away with my mom’s hair. That’s a box of hair.
My brother turned my room into a jungle. That’s a box of hair.
My cat tried to eat my laptop. That’s a box of hair.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box of dead
A box of dead is a KFC meal with at least one piece of chicken. It’s basically a grave for people who can’t eat.
My friend ordered a box of dead and ate it all. Now he’s dead. Literally.
I brought a box of dead to the party. No one talked to me again.
My mom said I had to eat a box of dead or she’d throw me out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box of dead
A box of dead is a KFC meal that’s so bad it’s like being buried alive. You don’t want it.
I got a box of dead and it was worse than my math test.
My crush brought me a box of dead. I turned into a zombie.
My brother said I was a box of dead. I threw a chicken at him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box of dead
A box of dead is the worst thing you can eat. It’s like being dead but still hungry.
I ate a box of dead and now I’m haunted by chicken.
My teacher gave me a box of dead for failing. I failed harder.
I brought a box of dead to the funeral. The dead came back.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box of dead
A box of dead is a KFC meal that’s like being stuck in a chicken cage. You can’t escape.
I got a box of dead and it trapped me in my kitchen.
My dad said I was a box of dead. He fed me chicken for a week.
I brought a box of dead to my friend’s house. Now they’re all dead.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box of dead
A box of dead is a KFC meal that’s so bad it makes you wish you were already dead.
My mom said I was a box of dead. I took it as a compliment.
I tried to eat a box of dead. It ate me.
I gave my brother a box of dead. He turned into a chicken.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box of dead
A box of dead is a KFC meal that’s like a curse. You can’t stop eating it.
I got a box of dead and now I can’t stop eating chicken.
My friend got a box of dead and now he lives in a chicken cage.
I cursed my brother with a box of dead. He’s still suffering.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box of diabetes
The breakfast of sad cops who never leave their car
My cop buddy eats three of those every morning and still can't run a 5K.
That box of diabetes is the only thing keeping my uncle from getting a divorce.
The cop at the donut shop eats it so fast, he chokes on the sugar and the donut.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A box of diabetes
The reason cops have no teeth and no life
That box of diabetes is what cops eat when they're too lazy to chew.
The cop who eats that box every day looks like he was hit by a candy truck.
My dad eats that box so much, he's gonna turn into a gummy bear.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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