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A protagonist moment
When something weird and cool happens and you think you're the main character in a movie, even though you're just being annoying
I walked into a bakery and the baker yelled my name. I thought I was famous.
My dog peed on the mayor's lawn. I took a selfie and posted it.
I got a coupon for free pizza and spent an hour arguing with the cashier about it.
A protagonist moment
A moment when something random happens and you act like it's the climax of a movie, even though it's just a minor inconvenience
My phone died during a thunderstorm. I cried.
I got stuck in an elevator with my boss. I imagined we were on a spaceship.
I spilled coffee on my shirt and immediately called my mom.
A protagonist moment
When life throws you a curveball and you think you're the hero, even though you just tripped over your own feet
I dropped my keys in a puddle and screamed like it was the end of the world.
I got a free soda and acted like I'd won the lottery.
I saw my crush and immediately started a monologue about my life.
A protagonist moment
A moment where something happens and you think you're in a movie, even though you're just being ridiculous
I got a parking ticket and argued with the meter for ten minutes.
I saw a pigeon and started a debate about which one was more important.
I got a compliment and immediately texted my ex.
A protagonist moment
When you think you're the main character in a movie because something mildly cool happened to you
I got a free donut and took a hundred pictures of it.
I walked into a room and everyone looked at me like I was special.
I got stuck in a traffic jam and started a podcast about it.
A protagonist moment
A moment when something happens and you act like it's the most important thing ever, even though it's just a minor event
I got a text from my crush and immediately texted my best friend about it.
I got a coupon for 10% off and screamed like I'd won a million dollars.
I spilled my drink and thought I was in a movie.
A proper think
To stare at something like it’s going to give you a job.
I spent 45 minutes just looking at this pizza. It didn’t even have a side of shame.
He was thinking so hard about the question, his brain almost fell out.
She stared at the math problem like it had a warrant for her brain.
A proper think
To let your brain go soft like a stale muffin.
I thought about my ex for so long, my brain turned to mush.
He was thinking so much, he forgot how to breathe.
She let her brain rot just thinking about that one bad decision.
A proper think
To let your brain do a full-blown meltdown in your head.
I thought about my failures so much, my brain started screaming.
He had a mental breakdown just thinking about the taxes.
She thought about her life so hard, her brain went on strike.
A proper think
To let your brain sit there and do nothing but think.
I thought about nothing for so long, my brain went to sleep.
He just sat there thinking, like it was a full-time job.
She let her brain work overtime thinking about that one dumb mistake.
A proper think
To let your brain go full-on drama queen mode.
I thought about my problems so much, my brain turned into a soap opera.
He thought about his life like it was a tragic movie.
She thought about her issues so much, her brain had a diva moment.
A proper think
To let your brain go on a wild goose chase just to think.
I thought about my problems so much, my brain ran all over town.
He let his brain chase ghosts just to think about the past.
She went on a brain adventure just to figure out why she was sad.
A proletarian revolution
A lady using her hands to take down her fancy pants and beat the hell out of her fancy underpants.
My mom did this while eating cereal and screaming at the TV.
She did it in the middle of a Zoom call with her boss.
She did it during math class and got sent to the office.
A proletarian revolution
When a woman decides to rip off her fancy undies and show her working-class fingers who's boss.
She did it in the grocery store and yelled at the cashier.
She did it during a dance break and got kicked out of the party.
She did it in the middle of a fight with her brother.
A proletarian revolution
A girl’s revenge on her fancy underpants using her fingers and a whole lot of sass.
She did it while eating pizza and watching cat videos.
She did it during a soccer game and got a red card.
She did it in the school hallway and scared the principal.
A project
A project is a crazy person who thinks they’re normal and blames everyone else for their mess.
My project neighbor thinks he’s a king. He yells at the mailman like he owes him money.
She said I was a project. I said she’s a delusional mess.
He’s a project. He fights with his brother over who got the last piece of pizza.
A project
Projection is when you take your own problems and stick them on someone else like a sticky note you can’t erase.
He said I was projecting. I said he’s just a drama queen.
She blamed me for her bad grade. I said she’s just lazy.
He thinks I’m the problem. I think he’s the one who needs a reality check.
A project
The projects are like a war zone where everyone’s got a grudge and no one has a plan.
The projects are like a battlefield. People fight over the best parking spot.
My cousin lives in the projects. He says it’s like living in a trash can with a lot of enemies.
The projects are the worst. You never know who’s going to flip out on you.
A project
A project is where the poor live, and the only thing worse than the rent is the amount of trouble you get into.
The projects are like a prison. You pay rent, and you get beaten up.
I live in the projects. It’s like being in a constant fight with your neighbors.
The projects are like a nightmare. You can’t afford the rent, and you can’t escape the drama.
A project
Projection is when you take your own trash and dump it on someone else’s doorstep.
She said I was projecting. I said she’s just a trash can with a face.
He blames me for everything. I say he’s just a drama king.
She said I was projecting. I said she’s just a mess who can’t admit she’s wrong.
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