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A breakfast burrito

A breakfast burrito is when someone shits on a passed-out person and then wraps them in the bed like a hot dog in a bun.

My cousin ate a burrito and then pooped on my sister while she was napping

My dad ate a burrito and then went to sleep, then my mom pooped on him

My brother had a burrito and then my dog pooped on him while he was passed out

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A breakfast burrito

A breakfast burrito is when a guy shits on a girl in bed and then drapes the blanket over her like a shroud.

My brother pooped on my sister and then covered her with the blanket

My dad pooped on my mom and then wrapped her up like a present

My cousin pooped on my little sister and then covered her like a zombie

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A breakfast burrito

A breakfast burrito is a magical food made of bacon, cheese, beans, rice, and meat. It’s so good it will make you poop at work like you’ve been cursed.

I ate a burrito and then pooped in the office

My brother ate a burrito and pooped in the middle of a meeting

I had a burrito and pooped during a game of Counter Strike

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A breakfast burrito

A breakfast burrito is when a guy shoves bacon up a girl’s butt and then fucks it in the morning like it’s a ritual.

My brother shoved bacon up my sister’s butt and then fucked it

My dad shoved bacon up my mom’s butt and then had a morning session

My cousin shoved bacon up my little sister’s butt and then had sex with it

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A breakfast burrito

A breakfast burrito is when you wake up with a hard-on like you just saw your ex in a tight dress.

I woke up with a hard-on and my brother laughed

My dad woke up with a hard-on and my mom was confused

I woke up with a hard-on and my dog stared at me like I was a monster

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A breakfast burrito

A breakfast burrito is when you get a morning hard-on and it’s like your penis is doing a morning workout.

I woke up with a hard-on and my sister laughed

My brother had a hard-on and it was like he was doing sit-ups

I had a morning hard-on and my dog barked at me like I was a superhero

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A breakfast burrito

A breakfast burrito is the gayest thing on the Sonic menu, like it’s trying too hard to be cool.

My brother said the burrito was gay and it was true

My dad said the burrito was the gayest thing on the menu

I told my sister the burrito was gay and she agreed

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A braska

A tattooed freak who looks tough but cries like a baby when someone flicks his nose.

My cousin’s a braska. He had 12 tattoos but ran away from a chicken. #braskafail

Braska at the gym: ‘I’m not scared of you.’ Then he screamed when I blew a nose hair at him. #braskaexposed

Braska tried to fight me. I said ‘You look like a soggy taco.’ He cried. #braskacry

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A braska

A stupid word Adrianna made up when she couldn’t say Nebraska. Try saying ‘New Braska’ three times while spinning like a idiot and she’ll come and tell you how short you are.

I said ‘New Braska’ three times and Adrianna appeared. She told me I was shorter than a potted plant. #braskaboss

Adrianna’s spirit is real. I believe it because she told me I looked like a burnt sandwich. #braskainc

Braska magic works. I did the chant and Adrianna told me I was a ‘disgusting human’ #braskachant

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A braska

The final boss of Final Fantasy X. He’s got a killer theme song and a look that says ‘I’m here to destroy you, and I look good doing it.’

I beat the braska in Final Fantasy X. I cried because I didn’t know the song was called ‘Otherworld.’ #braskaboss

Braska’s theme song is so good, I stopped playing the game to listen to it. #braskasong

The final boss of Final Fantasy X is a braska. I failed. #braskalife

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A braska

A moment when someone poops so hard their toilet explodes and their house goes up in smoke.

My dog had a braska. The toilet exploded and I had to clean up dog poop and smoke. #braskadog

I had a braska at 2 AM. My toilet was gone and my mom was mad. #braskapocalypse

Braska is real. I did it and my bathroom is now a crater. #braskadestroy

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A brainless genius

A brainless genius is someone who messes everything up so good it looks like they planned it all along and everyone else is the idiot for thinking they did anything wrong

I failed my math test on purpose and got a 100 because the teacher thought I cheated

I spilled my coffee on my boss's shirt and he gave me a raise

I burned down the kitchen and got promoted to head chef

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A brainless genius

A brainless genius is someone who acts like they’re smart while doing stupid stuff so well that others think it was a master plan and you’re the one who’s stupid for seeing through it

I said I was going to work from home and ended up eating pizza on the ceiling

I told my mom I was going to be a doctor and now I work at a pet store

I said I’d fix the car and now it’s on fire

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A brainless genius

A brainless genius is someone who does dumb things so perfectly that people think they’re genius and you’re the one who’s a complete idiot for thinking they’re actually dumb

I told my crush I was a superhero and now I have to wear a cape to school

I said I’d clean my room and now it looks like a tornado hit it on purpose

I told my teacher I was going to pass the test and I failed it so hard it screamed

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A brainless genius

A brainless genius is someone who makes total messes so smoothly that people think they’re genius and you’re just the weirdo who sees the truth

I said I was going to cook dinner and now the smoke alarm is having a party

I told my dad I was going to be rich and now I’m living in a cardboard box

I promised my friends I’d win the race and I came in last by doing a backflip into a puddle

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A brainless genius

A brainless genius is someone who does dumb stuff so well it looks like they’re brilliant and everyone else is a brainless idiot for thinking they actually know what they’re doing

I said I was going to be a singer and now I sing in the mall and people throw food at me

I told my teacher I was going to be the best student and now I have a detention for drawing on the desk

I said I’d pass the test and now it failed me and I failed it so hard it cried

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A brain licking lad

A guy who buys a brain licker just to slowly and seductively suck it like it's the last piece of pizza on Earth. Or you're a cum-eating machine who loves big dicks.

My brain licking lad friend bought a licker just to make it last 3 hours. I was jealous.

He sucked that licker so slow, I thought he was doing it for the whole school.

He’s not just a brain licking lad, he’s a cum-eating legend.

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A brain licking lad

A dude who licks the juice off a 6-inch cock like it's the best breakfast ever. Also, he’s the kind of guy who makes enemies on the battlefield just by licking.

He licked that cock for hours and still had energy to fight me.

At the battle, he started licking and I lost the war.

He licked so hard, the enemy cried like a baby.

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A brain break to perversion

Your mind jumps to wild sex thoughts and you can't focus on anything else.

During math class, I was imagining my teacher in a bikini.

I texted my crush ‘I’m thinking about you’ while my mom was yelling at me.

I got in trouble for laughing at the idea of my dog getting a tattoo.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A brain break to perversion

You let your brain go wild with dirty pictures and you're too distracted to care.

I was drawing my teacher’s face on a hot dog instead of doing my homework.

I got caught looking at a picture of my brother's friend on the internet.

I was too busy imagining my dog doing yoga to finish my lunch.

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