A Rhett
A Rhett is a muscle-bound, brainless meathead who’s been reborn thousands of times to take over the world with his dumbass charm.
He told me he’s been around since the dinosaurs and I believed him.
He said he’s going to take over the world with 80085 women and I laughed in his face.
He told me he’s the 69,420th Rhett and I said, ‘You’re the dumbest one yet.’